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Q. Why is everyone so thirsty at the North Pole? A. No well, no well!
Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? A. Tinsel-itis!
Q. Where do elves go to dance? A. Christmas balls!
Q. Why did the Grinch go to the liqour store? A. He was looking for the holiday spirit!

 


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(Because Christmas In July is Just Plain Wrong and Should Never Be Mainstream. Pumpkins and Turkeys Agree!)
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Q. Why was Santa cast in a musical? A. Because he had stage presents!Q. What do you call a singing elf with sideburns? A. Elfis!Big Ape Asks: What do Hip Hop artists do on Christmas? A. Un Wrap!

Q. Which singer is the favorite of elves?
A. Elfish Presley.

Q. Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?
A. Silent Night.

Q. What do Batman and Robin talk about in the Batmobile in December?
A. How much they hate the song Jinglebells because Robin did NOT lay an egg and Batman doesn't smell!

Q. Why does Batman hate the song Jingle Bells?
A. Because Batman does NOT smell!

Q. What do they serve after the little drummer boy performs?
A. Rum Rum Rum Rum Rum.

Q. Which brass band always stands in a puddle of drool during the Christmas season?
A. The Salivation Army Band.

Q. What do you call a musically gifted elf?
A. A Christmas Rap Artist!

Q. What do mummies (and daddies) listen to on Christmas Eve?
A. Wrap Music!

Q. What's in the potent Christmas cocktail called Little Drummer Boy?
A. One part rum, three parts rum pum.

Q. What do you call buying a piano for the holidays? A. Christmas Chopin!Q. What do you call a Christmas parody song that isn't funny? A. The First No-LOL!Q. Which classic Christmas carol is the favorite of parents? A. Silent Night!

Q. Where do pianists go on Christmas vacation?
A. To the Florida Keys!

Q. Why is everyone so thirsty at the North Pole?
A. No Well, No Well!

Q. Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to sit through?
A. The Nutcracker Suite.

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer sings offensive and off-color Xmas songs?
A. Rude-Alf.

Q. Why are Santa's helpers lacking in musical discipline?
A. They're all elf taught!

Q. What is Batman's least favorite carol?
A. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.

Q. Why did the holiday choir have to cancel their Christmas Eve performance?
A. They came down with tinsel-itis!

Q. How can you catch that annoying little drummer boy?
A. Just lay down a snare.

Q. What do Baroque musicians do if they don't like their Xmas gifts?
A. Hand them Bach.

Q. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
A. Jungle Bells.

Q. What does a caroling reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This fa la la joke is gonna sleigh you!

Q. Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
A. He woke up the baby, for Christ's sake!

Q. Who is Santa's all-time favorite singer? A. Elf-is Presley!Q. Which Christmas carol is popular in the desert? A. Camel Ye Faithful!Q. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? A. Anything you want. He can't hear you!

Q. What song do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne.

Q. What is the best Christmas gift a musician could ever receive?
A. A broken drum. You can't beat it!

Q. What is the name of the one race horse in Jingle Bells?
A. Bob. (Bells on Bob's Tail Ring.)

Q. Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
A. He woke up the baby, for Christ's sake!

Q. Why are sopranos so good at Christmas shopping?
A. They always manage to get Descant prices.

Q. Who is the king of Santa's rocking helpers?
A. Elfis, thank you very much.

Q. Why do you sing the alphabet differently on Christmas?
A. Because it has noel!

Q. What do you call it when St. Nick suddenly stops singing Xmas Carols?
A. Santa Pause.

Q. What do Baroque musicians do if they don't like their Xmas gifts?
A. Hand them Bach.

Q. Which song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!Big Ape Asks: What does Santa sing when he goes down the chimney? A. Chestnuts Roating on an Open Fire!Q. What is a gnome's favorite Xmas carol? A. Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!

Q. Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
A. Spruce Springsteen.

A classic Christmas carol told me to Deck the Halls, so I did. Hank and Henry are not at all happy.

Q. What do you call a Christmas Carol parody that just isn't funny?
A. The First No-LOL!

Q. Who is the most famous Jewish rapper?
A. Dr. Dreidel.

Tone-Deaf Come-On: Is your name Christmas Carol? 'Cause you are making my heart sing.

Q. Which song by the Ramones is Santa's fave?
A. Blitzen-krieg Bop.

Q. Why was Santa cast in a musical?
A. Because he had stage presents.

Q. What song do monkeys like at Christmas time?
A. Jungle Bells.

Christmas Pick-Up Line: Babe, is your name Jingle Bells? 'Cause you look like you'd go all the way.

Q. What song does Peter Parker listen to during the yule season?
A. Spidey-Bells by Chris Pine.

Q. What do you call a singing elf?
A. A Wrapper.

Q. What's the difference between a pro wrapper and a professional rapper?
A. One is employed seasonally, and the other is just unemployed.

Q. Why does St. Nick like the Temptations' version of Silent Night best?
A. Because Santa Was a Rolling Stone.

Q. What do you call it when St. Nick suddenly stops singing Xmas Carols?
A. Santa Pause.

Christmas Pick-Up Line: How 'bout we make this not such a Silent Night?

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