| Q.
Where do pianists go on Christmas vacation?
A. To the Florida Keys!
Q.
Why is everyone so thirsty at the North Pole?
A. No Well, No Well!
Q.
Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to sit through?
A. The Nutcracker Suite.
Q.
Which of Santa's reindeer sings offensive and off-color
Xmas songs?
A. Rude-Alf. |
Q.
Why are Santa's helpers lacking in musical discipline?
A. They're all elf taught!
Q. What is Batman's least favorite carol?
A. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The
Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.
Q.
Why did the holiday choir have to cancel their Christmas
Eve performance?
A. They came down with tinsel-itis!
Q.
How can you catch that annoying little drummer boy?
A. Just lay down a snare.
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Q.
What do Baroque musicians do if they don't like their Xmas
gifts?
A. Hand them Bach.
Q.
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
A. Jungle Bells.
Q.
What does a caroling reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This fa la la joke is gonna sleigh you!
Q.
Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
A. He woke up the baby, for Christ's sake! |
