Musician Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you are lookin' F-ing sharp tonight.

Musician Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you're a major part of my life and without you, I'd be flat.

Keyed Up Come-On: Hey baby, are you a musician? 'Cause we could get into some serious treble together tonight.

Sharp Pick-Up Line of Note: Hey babe, I'm like a musician at a party. I always make a big entrance and never cum early.

Noteworthy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, did you know that musicians duet better?

Tone-Deaf Chat Up Line: Hey there, I really want to B with you, if that's not too much treble.

Finely Tuned Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you are looking really sharp! So, let's go back to my flat and get natural.

Rocking Hookup Line: Hey babe, if you were a drum, I'd bang you all night long!

Up Beat Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, drummers have excellent stick control.

Pick-Up a Musician Line: Hey big guy, are you a drummer? 'Cause I'm getting good vibes.

Musician Chat Up Line: Dude, do you play the drums? 'Cause my heart just skipped a beat.

Drummer Hookup Line: Babe, I'd love to crash into you harder than a cymbal.

Musician Come-On of the Day: Save a drum. Bang a drummer!

Chat Up a Musician Line: Hey baby, do you play percussion? 'Cause those are some big mallets you've got there.

Well-Timed Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Guitarist Come-On: Hey girl, why should you date a bassist? 'Cause we don't mind going down low.

Q. Why do women toss underwear to guitarists on stage?
A. In case their G-string breaks.

Wound Up Come-On Line: Hi baby, I'd sure like to finger your fret board.

Music Pick-Up Line: Hey there Toney, are you a guitar player? 'Cause you're strumming my heart strings.

Pick-Up a Guitar Player Line: Hey baby, I'd love to strum on your G-string.

Q. Why was the guitar player arrested?
A. For fingering A Minor.

Bluegrass Come-On: Howdy, are ya'll a banjo player? 'Cause you're plucking at my heart strings.

Pick Up a Musician Line: Hey dude, do you play trumpet? 'Cause you're making me horny.

Brass Player Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, did you know tuba players are ten times hornier than buglers?

Trumpet players do it with three fingers. Tuba players do it with four fingers. But, trombonists do it in seven positions.

Q. Why are brass players so good in bed?
A. Because they know how to tongue, finger, and blow.

Q. What do you call a woman of the evening who's standing on the corner and playing a trumpet?
A. A prosti-toot.

Brassy Marchng Band Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'd like to open my spit valve on you. EW!

Classical Musician Hookup Line: Hi baby, I bet we could get into some serious treble together.

Musical Pick-Up Lines Fact of the Day: Composers always score!

Q. Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to sit through?
A. The Nutcracker Suite.

Classical Come-On: Hey baby, even Beethoven couldn't compose something as moving as you.

Orchestra Musician Chat Up Line: Hey baby, I C Major potential in you.

Classical Laugh of the Day: A guy's wife wouldn't let him listen to orchestral music while they're having sex, but then they came to a different arrangement.

Classical Pick-Up Line of Note: Hey baby, you are on my to-do Liszt tonight.

Pick-Up a Musician Line: Is your name AC/DC? 'Cause I wanna Rock You All Night Long.

Q. Why are rock band's members all such perverts?
A. Because the drummer sits in back beating it, the guitarist is fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around and they all like the pianist.

Roadie HookUp Line: Hey baby, let's get into some treble and go to third bass.

Q. What is a horny guy's favorite rock band to masturbate to?
A. The Strokes.

Stoner Groupie Pick-Up Line: Hey, I can be your buzz amplifier.

Roadie Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a mike that's been left on too long? 'Cause you are really hot.

Garage Band Come-On: Hey babe, if you were a berry, I'd want to jam with you all winter long!

Pick Up a Band Member Line: Baby, do you believe in love at first set? Or, should we play a little longer?

Q. What is the name of the new all male country band?
A. The Chixie Dicks.

Rocking Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, are you a drummer? 'Cause I really want to play with your stick.

Hard Rock Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is that a drumstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Musician Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, how'd you like to play my harmonica?

Garage Band Hookup Line: Hey girl, how 'bout we get together and make some sweet music together tonight?

Melodic Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you must be a muscian, 'cause you're playing my favorite tune.

Keyed Up Come-On Line: Hey babe, how'd you like to play my organ?

Pick-Up Line of Note: Hey baby, are you a piianist? 'Cause you can tickle my ivoires any time.

Piano Bar Chat Up Line: Hello there, are you a concert pianist? 'Cause you're playing our song.

Pianist Tip of the Day: Never date a piano tuner. He'll just string you along...

Musician Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna go home and see my big organ?

Fine-Tuned Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, they call me the piano man because I really know how to tickle your keys.

Pick-Up a Musician Line: Hey honey, how about you give me a piano lesson? We could play all night long and make sweet music together.

High Key Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

Off Key Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a vocalist? 'Cause I wanto to duet with you.

Scaled Up Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you my voice? 'Cause I don't ever want to lose you.

Vocal Hookup Line: Babe, sopranos are always on top and altos are always on the bottom, but we mezzos can go both ways.

Vocalist Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a scale? 'Cause I'd go up and down on you all night long, and you set the tempo.

Pick-Up a Vocalist Line: Hey babe, do you have perfect pitch? 'Cause you and I are so in tune.

Vocal Chat Up Line: Hey handsome, are you a choir director? 'Cause you are really making my heart sing.

Voice Coach Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I can help you hit all those high notes.

Off Key Pick-Up a Singer Line: Hey baby, are you that note I didn't hit? 'Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

Brassy Pick-Up Line: Oh baby, you've giving me a real tromboner!

Q. Why do trombonists always have the best sex?
A. 'Cause they always get two holes in seven positions.

Pick-Up a Trombonist Line: Hey big guy, wanna grease my slide?

Brassy Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, are you a trombone? 'Cause I'd like to blow you in seven different positions.

Brassy Hookup Line: Hey girl, you sound a bit flat. So, should I push in, or pull out?

Backstage Hookup Line: Dude, you must be a sousaphone player, 'cause you are makimg me SO horny.

Flat Pick-Up Line: Babe, are you a Paris musician? 'Cause you are making me French horny.

Pick-Up a Concert Master Line: Hey big guy, are you a violinist? 'Cause I really want to rosin your bow.

Musician Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, this cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.

Strings Pick-Up Line: Hey there, my bowing arm is getting sore 'cause you continue to make me tremol.

Pick-Up a Musician Line: Hello baby, are you a violinist? 'Cause you are really playing my heart strings.

Instrumental Tip of the Day: Too much sax and violins can only lead to treble.

Scaled Down Pick-Up Line: Babe, you had me at "Cello."

Stringy Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, this bass fiddle isn't the only thing I'm good at fingering.

Jazzy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you are so saxy!

Q. What do you call the musician who plays both the tenor and alto saxophones?
A. Bi-saxual.

Jazzed Up Come-On Line: Hey babe, do you believe in pre-marital sax?

Q. What happened to the jazz musician after his wife left him?
A. He had to toot his own horn.

Q. Why is jazz the music genre most often used to set the mood?
A. 'Cause it's so horny.

Q. Why is jazz the music genre most often used to set the mood?
A. 'Cause it's so sax-y.

Q. What charges were brought against the jazz musician who groped a lady?
A. Sax-ual harassment.

Reedy Bad Hookup Line: Hey babe, I bet that clarinet isn't the only thing you know how to blow.

Clarinet Player Hookup Line: Hey babe, if you were sheet music, I'd reed you all night long.

Clarinet Player Pick-Up Line: Babe, the reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.

Musician Hookup Line: Hey babe, I'll let you play my clarinet, if you're careful not to chip the wood.

Tempo-Right Pick-Up Line: Whoa girl, slow down 'cause you're giving me a real woodwind.

Musician Chat Up Line: So babe, are you a scale? 'Cause I'd love to go up and down on you all night long.

Chat Up a Musician Line: Damn babe, you are looking sharp tonight.

Musician Pick-Up Line: Bae, wanna know why my buds call me Legato? 'Cause I'm so smooth.

Noteworthy Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, Every Good Boy Deserves more than Favor!

Composed Pick-Up Line: Hello baby, even Mozart couldn't compose a movement as beautiful as yours.

Studio Singer Hookup Line: Hey baby, let's make music on my sheets.

Music Chat Up Line: Babe, it's a well-known fact that vocalists duet better.

Noteworthy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, bassos know how to go really low.

Pirate Musician Pick-Up Line: Ahoy matey, you are even more perfect than the key of Sea.

Q. How does Mr. Spock's favorite class rock song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters call me the Vulcan of Love...

Way Off Key Hookup Line: Hey baby, are you that note I messed up? 'Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

Musician Pick-Up Line: Hey there big fella, flute players are known for cheap trills.

Music Student Chat Up Line: Bro, my flute instructor says I have a great blow technique.

Key Note Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, did you know that flute players have incredible finger dexterity?

High Pitch Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, Treble is my middle name.

Concert Hookup Line: Hi babe, is your name Melody? 'Cause you're playing our song.

Trebled Chat Up Line: Hi baby, you are more perfect than the key of C.

Christmas Caroler Pick-Up Line: Babe, is your name Jingle Bells? 'Cause you look like you'd go all the way.

Tone-Deaf Come-On: Gnirl, is your name Christmas Carol? 'Cause you are making my heart sing.

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