What is the name of the hot new gnome hip hop duo?
A. Gnome Rhyme Gnor Reason.
Why do gnome drummers have lots of kids?
A. Because they're not too great at the Rhythm Method.
What did the gnome get when he crossed a chicken and a guitar?
A. A bird that sings when you pluck it.
Pick-Up a Gnome Musician Line: Is your name AC/DC? 'Cause
I wanna Rock You All Night Long.
Gnome Factoid: Metro gnomes are always on timely trends,
but they do have some ticks.
Why is the gnome so glad his lawn went Emo?
A. Now, he never has to cut it.
Gnome Come-On: Hey babe, if you were a berry, I'd want to
jam with you all winter long!
Gnome Hookup Line: Gnirl, I bet we could get into some serious
What do you call a musically gifted gnome?
A. A Christmas rap artist!
Why are Santa's helper gnomes lacking in musical discipline?
A. They're all elf taught!
Which singer is the favorite of gremlins, gnomes, and pixies?
A. Elfish Presley.
Come-On: Gnirl, is your name Christmas Carol? 'Cause
you are making my heart sing.