Why couldn't the guy stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?
A. Because it's so hobbit forming.
Why aren't there any gnomes on the lawn at the rehab center?
A. The sign out front said: Keep Off The Grass!"
Where do you lookup gnome obituaries in your local newspaper?
A. In the home improvement section.
Why was the gnome just standing over his lawn mower and
A. Because he hit a rough patch.
Gnome can't just be glued back together.
Gnome Point to Ponder: If money doesn't grow on trees, why
do banks need branches?
Which bank did the gnome recommend to his deer friend?
A. The one that offers the most bang for the buck.
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl,
wanna know why they call me "Gross Profit?"
Latin is gnown as Nital Emong to native speakers.
Gnome Point to Ponder: If a wise crack develops
in your pun backyard, are you at fault?
Why aren't gnome statues made of marble?
A. Because gardeners take them for granite.
you hear about the guy who stole an expensive gnome from
the garden center, turned the corner, and ran into a female
security guard? It was a huge bust.