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Warning: Troll Gnoman's Land at Your Own Risk! Gnegative humor, elfish jokes, and inter alia gnonsense ahead.
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Too Bad... If only I'd Gnome!Gnome or Puns? Hey, is this is hostage situation?In Alaska, I'm Nome Sweet Nome

There is gnome excuse for bad behavior.

Q. What did the garden gnome say when he saw his old pal?
A. Statue bro?

Q. Why did the confused gnome decide to see a shrink?
A. Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q. Why was the gnome's new startup business so successful?
A. Because he had little overhead.

GNO! Gnot another punny hostage situation involving elves?

Q. How many gnomes does it take to change a street light bulb?
A. None. Gnomes can get away with more mischief in the dark.

Did you hear about the urban gnome that was afraid of gardening? He moved to the burbs and then he grew a pear.

Q. What do gnomes in Gotham City call poop that just falls out of the sky on top of them?
A. Splat! Bat crazy shit!

FYI: The letter G is pronouced silently in Alaska.

Q. What do you call an Alaskan gnome with a raging erection?
A. A frigid midget with a rigid digit.

Q. Why did the garden gnome put his bed in a campfire?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Q. What do gnomes call goose poop that just falls out of the sky on top of them?
A. Crazy shit!

There's No Place Like GnomeWarning! No Parking GnomeIt makes gnome difference to me... Passive Aggressive Gnome Sense!

There is no place like Gnome except Nome.

Q. Why couldn't the gnome tell his best gardening joke?
A. It was too dirty.

Q. What do you call a naked garden gnome?
A. The bare minimum.

Q. Why are vacationing gnomes such great house guests?
A. Because they stay only a very short amount of time.

Not sure what a NO Parking Gnome is, but the HOA made it so.

Q. What do garden gnomes call a cop standing in dog poop?
A. Officer on Duty!

Did you hear about the clever gnomes that opened an innovative gardening supply store? They sell cutting-hedge technology.

Q. What do you call a gnome who fixes tiny cars?
A. A quantum mechanic.

Fact is, gnone of this matters – or does it? Only if you want it to...

Q. What does a gnome call a garden statue that's holding a bottle of mouthwash?
A. A gargoyle.

Q. Why is the gnome so glad his lawn went Emo?
A. Now, he never has to cut it.

Q. Why is it easy for gnomes to start a fire with two sticks that are the same?
A. Because they're a match!

Gnome one word says it best? Gnome, Ward Bound. Hate seeing my name misspelled!Gnome money until paydayGnome Latin: Confusing Puns, Gnome hurry...I can't wait!

Q. Why couldn't the guy stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?
A. Because it's so hobbit forming.

Q. Why aren't there any gnomes on the lawn at the rehab center?
A. The sign out front said: Keep Off The Grass!"

Q. Where do you lookup gnome obituaries in your local newspaper?
A. In the home improvement section.

Q. Why was the gnome just standing over his lawn mower and crying?
A. Because he hit a rough patch.

Broke Gnome can't just be glued back together.

Garden Gnome Point to Ponder: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks need branches?

Q. Which bank did the gnome recommend to his deer friend?
A. The one that offers the most bang for the buck.

Rich Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna know why they call me "Gross Profit?"

Gnome Latin is gnown as Nital Emong to native speakers.

Garden Gnome Point to Ponder: If a wise crack develops in your pun backyard, are you at fault?

Q. Why aren't gnome statues made of marble?
A. Because gardeners take them for granite.

Did you hear about the guy who stole an expensive gnome from the garden center, turned the corner, and ran into a female security guard? It was a huge bust.

Gnome Nude Beach. You've been warned!Gnome nude bathing. You've been warned!Gym Joke: Gnome body builders are not ab-gnormal!

Gnome Nude Beach is the latest exhibit at MOMA.

Q. What did the lake say to the gnome?
A. Nothing. It just waved.

Q. Why was the gnome swimmer so slow?
A. He could only do the crawl!

Q. Why don't gnomes ever swim on a full stomach?
A. Because it's easier to swim in water!

Q. Why shouldn't you listen to a gnome who's just come out of a swimming pool?
A. Because he's all wet!

If you use a warning too often, folks might get nose-deaf to all warnings. My eyes are still burning.

Q. What happens if a garden gnome falls into a swimming pool?
A. He gets wet.

Q. Where do garden gremlins like to swim?
A. Lake Eerie.

Q. Which race did the gnome win without even running?
A. A swimming race.

Q. What's a swimming gnome's fave sport?
A. Pool.

Gnome body wasn't built in a day!

Gym Troll Come-On: Hey Gnirl, I'm flexible. Would you like to get to gnome me?

Q. What do you get if you cross a gnome bodybuilder and a peeping Tom?
A. Amazing Peeks.

Q. What is the difference between a boxer and a gnome with a head cold?
A. One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Gnome Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, the word of the day is Legs. Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

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