Gnome Workout Wisecrack: I would tell you a gym joke, but you'll have to weight for it...

Q. What makes a gnome bodybuilder smile at these gym jokes?
A. His face muscles!

Gnome bodybuilders strive for keyed muscle tone, worked-out moves babes can't resist, and pun perfection.

Q. What was the name of the gnome's championship bowling team?
A. Lightning, because they get so many strikes.

Q. What do you get if you cross a gnome bodybuilder and a peeping Tom?
A. Amazing Peeks.

Q. Why are gnomes with saggy pants bad boxers?
A. They don't like being belted.

Q. What is the difference between a boxer and a gnome with a head cold?
A. One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you a boxer? 'Cause I think I'm in glove with you.

Q. What does a garden gnome call a free treadmill?
A. The Great Outdoors.

Q. What happens when a gnome runs behind a car?
A. He gets exhausted!

Q. What did the gnome get when he crossed a hula dancer and a boxer?
A. Hawaiian Punch!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Gnirl, are you a boxer? 'Cause you've knocked me off my feet!

Gnome at the Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey gnirl, going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Q. If ten gnomes are running after you, what time is it?
A. Ten after one.

Gnome Running Wisdom: Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right running shoe is choosing the left one.

Q. What do you call a gnome walking backwards?
A. Emong.

Gym Troll Tip of the Day: Before every workout, always warm up with at least 10 reps of selfies to both Facebook and Twitter.

Q. Why did the new gnome-run gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out.

Q. Why do gnomes laugh while they're out running?
A. 'Cause the grass tickles their balls.

Q. What are gnomes great at running?
A. A small business.

Q. Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!

Q. What sport do gnomes play during the summer?
A. Little League Baseball.

Q. What position did the gnome play on the baseball team?
A. Shortstop.

A gnome at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him!

Gym Gnome Confession: Sometimes, I look like I'm working out, but I'm actually using every muscle in by body to keep from farting.

Today's Fit Gnome Workout: I ran twice today! First, I ran out to get beer and tacos, then I had to run to the restroom.

Q. Where do gnome baseball players go to get grass stains off their uniforms?
A. The bleachers.

Q. Which sport do garden gnomes really hate?
A. Gnome lawn bowling.

Q. Why did the gnomes name their new gym Resolutions?
A. Because it features workout equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar for the rest of the year.

Gnome at a Baseball Game Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd really like to mitt you!

Q. How do insanely fast gnome runners go through the forest?
A. They take the psychopath!

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a track star? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Gnome Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, the word of the day is Legs. Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

Poolside Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I swim by a few more times?

Q. What is a swimming gnome's favorite sport?
A. Pool.

Q. What do gnomes call a miniature golf club made of hornet testicles covered in Reese's Pieces?
A. A peanut butter bee-nut putter.

Q. What condition did the gnome have when he was sick of going to his workout venue?
A. Gym Nausea-m.

Gym Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked in.

Q. Why did the gnome barber win the race?
A. He took a short cut!

Gnome at the Gym: I want to impress my gnirl-friend. Which machine should I use?
Trainer: Try the ATM outside.

Gym Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, did you get those yoga pants on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're 100% off!

Gnome at the Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

Q. How are a bottle of beer and a gnome boxer alike?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.

Gnome Gym Come-On: Hey Gnirl, I'm flexible. Would you like to get to gnome me?

Gym Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any tape? 'Cause I'm totally ripped.

Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy gnome behind you.
– Some Blonde, Duh!

Q. Why should you bring along a gnome baseball player when you go camping?
A. Because they know how to pitch a tent.

Q. Where do garden gremlins like to swim?
A. Lake Eerie.

Q. What happens if a garden gnome falls into a swimming pool?
A. He gets wet.

Q. Why shouldn't you listen to gnomes who have just come out of a swimming pool?
A. Because they're all wet!

Q. Which race did the gnome win without even running?
A. A swimming race.

Q. How does a gnome measure a miniature golf course?
A. In par secs.

Q. What is a garden gnome's favorite sport?
A. Miniature golf.

Q. Why do gnomes giggle when they play soccer?
A. Because they grass tickles their arm pits!

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