ad agency behind this gnomad is now leading a dog pack.
What did the gnome do when he came across monkey poop in
A. He went absolutely ape shit!
Why was the garden gnome so frustrated?
A. He tried to move a statue of a god, but it remained idol.
Chat Up Line: Hey there Gnirly,
are you as loud as your chickens?
we gno why gnomes always wear those pointy hats. Didn't
you think it was because they're bald? Or, because they
have a horn?
Which kind of cancer plagues garden gnomes?
Why did the gnome's girlfriend have tears in her eye when
he proposed to her?
A. Because he gave her an onion ring!
Gnome a physical place, or just a state of mind? According
to Webster, it's a noun.
Why don't gnomes read long novels?
A. Because they prefer short stories.
Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, once
you go gnome, you'll never go home.
What did the gnome chef have to prepare for the dung beetles
in his yard?
A. Hotdogs with must-turd.