| Q.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone there was a goblin.
Q.
Which rare creature has the worst odds for survival?
A. The Luck Less Monster.
Q.
Which side dish does Dr. Frankenstein bring to Thanksgiving
dinner?
A. Monster mash potatoes.
Q.
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. For exceeding the feed limit.
Q.
Which monster chicken is very creepy?
A. The Grim Peeper. |
Q.
Which aftershave do monsters wear?
A. Brute!
Q.
Why did the monster take a dead man for a ride in his car?
A. Because he was a car-case.
Children
look under the bed before going to sleep to check for monsters.
Monsters look under the bed to check for Chuck Norris.
When
Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the
Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Ouch!
Q.
Could a spooky monster reach you through a louvered window?
A. I shutter to think.
Q.
Which new Barbie is doing monster sales?
A. FrankenBarbie. She comes with extra body parts and bolts
in her neck. |
Q.
Where does Judge Dracula work?
A. Night Court.
Q.
What's creepy and leads to the second floor af a haunted
house?
A. Monstairs!
Q.
Which mad scientist played a trick on his monster on April
Fool's Day?
A. Prankenstein.
Q.
Why did the monster take his nose apart?
A. To see what made it run!
Q.
What did the optometrist say to the monster, vampire, and
zombie patients in his office lobby?
A. You vill see. You vill all see! Muhahahaha! |
