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Q. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A. A Flat Miner!
Q. Which 1970s band do stoners still enjoy? A. The Doobie Brothers!
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Musical monsters mash up mummy rap puns, ghoulish tune jokes, and funny vampire sound bites.

Halloween Music Jokes & Monster Music Humor
(Because Wailing Ghoul Jokes, Singing Skull Puns, and Batty Tunes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream on Halloween!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Tempo! Hellish beasts punch killer beats dead ahead with monster hit tunes.
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| Ghost Jokes | Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 | Mummy Puns | Skeleton Jokes | 2 | Scary Witch Humor |
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| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Vampire Arts | Bloody Funny | 2 | Friday the 13th Humor |

Q. What is a vampire's least favorite song? A. Another One Bites The Dust!Q. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? A. Wrap music!Q. What is a vampire's favorite pop love song? A. Why do I ignore the girl necks door.

Q. Which high-octane song do vampires sing while they're waiting for gas?
A. Vampire Blues by Neil Young.

Q. What do you call an accordian that's possessed by a Native American ghost?
A. Polka Haunt Us.

Q. Which album cover is the fave of werewolves now and in 1983?
A. Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osbourne.

Q. What happened at the Lord of The Rings disco?
A. It was Mordor on the dance floor.

Q. What's an ancient mummies favorite kind of music?
A. Ragtime!

Q. Which Excitable Boy sang about Werewolves in London?
A. Warren Zevon.

Q. Why is zombie hip hop called rap music?
A. 'Cause the C fell off.

Q. What goes on when a ghostly church musician and a surgeon specter hang out in the great beyond?
A. They just chill and talk about organs.

Q. Which oldie Halloween song is guaranteed to ire a monster today?
A. The Monster Mash.

Q. What song do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne.

Q. What song does a slayer sing after killing the last clone of Dracula?
A. It's the Final Countdown.

Q. What do rock zombies call the guy who gets the group out of PR scrapes?
A. A Band-Aide.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A. He had no body to go with!Q. Which song do vampires really detest? A. You Are My Sunshine!Q. Which ghoul is the best dancer? A. The boogie man!

Q. Who is the most famous skeleton rapper?
A. Machine Gun Skelly.

Q. Why was the skeleton amputee such a bad singer?
A. 'Cause he couldn't hold a note or carry a tune.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A. A trombone.

Q. How does the Grim Reaper threaten a classical music buff?
A. He tells him to watch his Bach.

Q. Which song is the fave of New Orleans blood suckers?
A. Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) by Concrete Blonde.

Q. What's the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A. The coffin has the corpse inside.

Q. Which creepy gothic tune do powerful old people moan about?
A. We Suck Young Blood by Radiohead.

Q. What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A. A de-Bach-le.

Q. Which tune exposes that vampires and monsters are not as frightening as falling in love?
A. Dracula's Wedding by Outkast.

Q. Why was the zombie conductor late to the haunted house concert?
A. He drove over something sharp and got a flat tire.

Q. How does a skeleton with a broken knee cap sing when in solitary pain?
A. A-patella.

Q. Which skeletal brass instruments sound a little like Tom Jones?
A. TromBones.

Q. What do you get if Bach dies and reincarnates as twins? A. A pair of re-Bachs!Q. What is a vampire's favorite dance? A. The Fangdango!Q. What happens if you play Beethoven backwards? A. He Decomposes!

Q. Which song is played in covens?
A. Season of the Witch by Donovan.

Q. Which fanboy tune was a tribute to Dracula?
A. Nosferatu by Blue Oyster Cult.

Q. What does the Devil call a musican who betrays fellow musicians?
A. An orchestraitor.

Q. How was the bewitched frog's performance at the opera house?
A. Absolutely ribbeting.

Q. Why can't skeleton musicians play at church?
A. 'Cause they have no organs.

Q. What do doctors call it when a vampire knows you have jazz in your blood?
A. Deep vein trombonesis.

Q. Which musical instrument does a werewolf play in the band?
A. The trombone.

Q. What is Bigfoot's favorite pop song?
A. Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando.

Q. Which monster song only comes out at night?
A. Frankenstein by Edgar Winter.

Deep Thought of Note: Do you still make poignant music after you're dead by de-composing?

Q. What did the zombie rapper have in common with the politician?
A. Both spit out incomprehensible bullshit!

Q. Which cult rock song is an ode to Vincent Price and Dracula's obsessions?
A. Night of the Vampire by Roky Erickson.

Q. Which creepy microscopic organism listens to classical music?
A. Bach-teria.

Q. How can you tell a monster, two ghosts, a pack of werewolves and a horde of zombies are following a rock band?
A. The guitarist frets a lot.

Q. Why don't they know where Mozart is burried? A. Because he's Haydn?Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? A. His ghoul friend!Q. Why did Mozart kill his chickens? A. They kept running around going: "Bach Bach Back!"

Q. Which band focused on serial killers, Satanism, and hell but sang about vampires on At Dawn They Sleep?
A. Slayer.

Q. What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee Gees?
A. Stayin' Alive!

Q. Which large, gray ghost sings haunting jazz songs?
A. Elephants Gerald.

Q. What did the forensic scientist name as the cause of the haunted harpsichord player's death?
A. Bad Bach Pain.

Q. How did the spooky church musician die?
A. Organ failure.

Q. Why did the musician's gig at the graveyard go so badly?
A. Because the crowd was pretty dead.

Undead Groan of the Day: The song, Zombie, by the Cranberries is in my head!

Q. Which scary retro monster really loves disco music?
A. The Boogieman!

Q. What is even more frightening than lobsters on your piano?
A. Crabs on your organ!

Q. What's even scarier than a sick gopher on your piano?
A. A diseased beaver on your organ!

Q. Which song is played in covens?
A. Season of the Witch by Donovan.

Q. Why did the guy want Yoko Ono to sing at his funeral?
A. He wants his friends to know there are things way scarier than death.

Q. Why did the musician hate the key of E minor?
A. Because it gave him the E B G Bs!

Q. What do mummies (and daddies) listen to on Christmas Eve?
A. Wrap Music!

Q. Which song begins with the vampire riddle: Why is the world a vampire? Because it sucks?
A. Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins.

Q. How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.

Q. What do you call a scary musical ensemble made up of killer whales?
A. An orca-stra.

Q. What does a hungry werewolf call a classical singer's big break?
A. An opera-tunity.

Q. What happened when the banker musician died while smoking weed rolled in a hundred-dollar bill?
A. He went out on a high note.

Q. What do you call a zombie who writes music?
A. A decomposer.

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