| Q.
Which band focused on serial killers, Satanism, and hell
but sang about vampires on At Dawn They Sleep?
A. Slayer.
Q.
What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee Gees?
A. Stayin' Alive!
Q.
Which large, gray ghost sings haunting jazz songs?
A. Elephants Gerald.
Q.
What did the forensic scientist name as the cause of the
haunted harpsichord player's death?
A. Bad Bach Pain.
Q.
How did the spooky church musician die?
A. Organ failure.
Q.
Why did the musician's gig at the graveyard go so badly?
A. Because the crowd was pretty dead.
Undead
Groan of the Day: The song, Zombie, by the Cranberries
is in my head! |
Q.
Which scary retro monster really loves disco music?
A. The Boogieman!
Q.
What is even more frightening than lobsters on your piano?
A. Crabs on your organ!
Q.
What's even scarier than a sick gopher on your piano?
A. A diseased beaver on your organ!
Q.
Which song is played in covens?
A. Season of the Witch by Donovan.
Q.
Why did the guy want Yoko Ono to sing at his funeral?
A. He wants his friends to know there are things way scarier
than death.
Q.
Why did the musician hate the key of E minor?
A. Because it gave him the E B G Bs!
Q.
What do mummies (and daddies) listen to on Christmas Eve?
A. Wrap Music! |
Q.
Which song begins with the vampire riddle: Why is the
world a vampire? Because it sucks?
A. Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins.
Q.
How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.
Q.
What do you call a scary musical ensemble made up of killer
whales?
A. An orca-stra.
Q.
What does a hungry werewolf call a classical singer's big
break?
A. An opera-tunity.
Q.
What happened when the banker musician died while smoking
weed rolled in a hundred-dollar bill?
A. He went out on a high note.
Q.
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
A. A decomposer. |
