| Q.
Which day of the week do big scary monsters enjoy the most?
A. Fright Day.
Q.
Which day do monsters eat people?
A. ChewsDay!
Q.
Which day of the week do evil monsters celebrate?
A. Fiend Day.
Q.
Where do monsters like to go hiking?
A. Death Valley.
Q.
Why are monsters hipsters?
A. Because they've been coming out of the closet since before
it was cool.
Q.
Who is the brightest monster?
A. Frankenshine. |
Q.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say after the monster spit on
him?
A. It's saliva!
Q.
Why does the Frankenstein monster detest social media?
A. Because he has so many followers, and they all have pitchforks!
Q.
What do you call a clever monster?
A. Frank Einstein.
Q.
What is inscribed on the tombstone of the Frankenstein monster?
A. Rest in Pieces.
Q.
What did the crowd say when Dr. Frankenstein shoved a big
beast into a wooden box?
A. You've crated a monster!
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Q.
Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes.
Q.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
A. Greenwitch Mean Time.
Q.
What do you call a witch who uses illegal spells?
A. A hex offender!
Q.
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist!
Q.
Is it possible to kill a monster by throwing eggs at him?
A. Yes, that is called egg-stermination!
Q.
What is a ghoul's favorite fruity flavor?
A. Lemon slime. |
