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Grandpa Munster Says: Happy Moan Day!
What is the scariest day of the week? Boos Day!
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Monster of the Day Jokes – Happy Freak Day!
6 out of 7 days of the week agree daily humor and deadly day-to-day puns are all Moan Days!

Weak Day Puns, Scary Day Jokes, Deadly Funny
('Cause Moon Day, Boos Day, Weirds Day, Turds Day, Fright Day, Splatter Day, Stunned Day Aren't Mainstream!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Peril! Hellish daily humor and monstrous weekend puns lie dead ahead.
| Scary Funny Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | Scary Pick-Up Lines |
| Haunted Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Funny Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 | Mummy Puns | Skeleton Jokes | 2 | Scary Witch Humor |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House Humor | Werewolf Jokes |

| Scary Animal Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | 2 | Undead Puns and Zombie Jokes | Brain Puns | 2 |
| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Vampire Arts | Bloody Funny | 2 | Friday the 13th Humor |

Bloody Handprint Says: Happy Splatter Day!Q. What is the monster's favorite day of the week? A. Freak Day!Witch Says: Happy Curse Day!

Q. Which day of the week do big scary monsters enjoy the most?
A. Fright Day.

Q. Which day do monsters eat people?
A. ChewsDay!

Q. Which day of the week do evil monsters celebrate?
A. Fiend Day.

Q. Where do monsters like to go hiking?
A. Death Valley.

Q. Why are monsters hipsters?
A. Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Q. Who is the brightest monster?
A. Frankenshine.

Q. What did Dr. Frankenstein say after the monster spit on him?
A. It's saliva!

Q. Why does the Frankenstein monster detest social media?
A. Because he has so many followers, and they all have pitchforks!

Q. What do you call a clever monster?
A. Frank Einstein.

Q. What is inscribed on the tombstone of the Frankenstein monster?
A. Rest in Pieces.

Q. What did the crowd say when Dr. Frankenstein shoved a big beast into a wooden box?
A. You've crated a monster!

Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes.

Q. What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
A. Greenwitch Mean Time.

Q. What do you call a witch who uses illegal spells?
A. A hex offender!

Q. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist!

Q. Is it possible to kill a monster by throwing eggs at him?
A. Yes, that is called egg-stermination!

Q. What is a ghoul's favorite fruity flavor?
A. Lemon slime.

Head's Up! It's Wacky Wednesday!Herman Munster Says: Happy Funk Day!Eddie Munster Says: Happy Were's-Day!

Q. Where do monsters go on vacation?
A. Lake Eerie.

Q. What do young female monsters do at parties?
A. They look for edible bachelors!

Q. How did the Bride of Frankenstein help him when he was missing a bolt?
A. She gave him a big screw.

Q. What does a mommy monster say to the kids at dinner time?
A. Don't talk with somebody in your mouth.

Q. Where does Frankenstein go to get a tattoo?
A. Monsters Ink.

Q. How does the Frankenstein monster make everybody laugh?
A. He keeps them all in stitches.

Q. Why did the monster take his nose apart?
A. To see what made it run!

Q. What is a monster's favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeo and Ghouliet.

Q. Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?
A. MoonDay.

Q. What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A. A fur coat that fangs around your neck!

Q. Which kind of monster is safe to put in a washing machine?
A. A Wash and Werewolf.

Q. Why did the werewolf go to bed early?
A. He was dog tired!

The Munsters Say: Wow, It's Sinister Saturday!Too Bad It's Twos-Day!Happy Tombs Day!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q. Which ghost is the best disco dancer?
A. The Boogie Man!

Q. Why did the mommy monster tell her child not to eat uranium?
A. So he wouldn't get atomic-ache.

Q. What happened when Dr. Frankenstein crossed a small dog with a cow?
A. It was a terrier bull idea.

Q. What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive?
A. A Monster Truck!

Monstrous Groan of the Day: People say Frankenstein's monster had a bad temper, but actually he was rather level-headed.

Q. Why wasn't Dr. Frankenstein ever lonely?
A. Because he was good at making new friends.

Q. What kind of book do monsters like to read?
A. One with a cemetery plot.

Q. How do you use a pyramid's doorbell?
A. Just toot-and-come-in!

Q. What did the mummy say when the archeaologist farted?
A. What Sphinx in Here?

Q. What is the mummy's plot to destroy Superman?
A. He's going to try to lure him into the crypt tonight.

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Vampire Mouth Says: Looks like another rough Saturday Night!Happy Baturday!Hearse Says: Happy Tours Day?

Q. Where does a skeleton go to party on Saturday night?
A. A hip joint.

Q. How are Mondays like vampires?
A. Because they suck!

Q. Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
A. To confirm she was his type.

Q. What did the three vampires order at the bar?
A. Two Bloods and a Blood Light.

Q. Which day of the week do morticians live for?
A. Die Day.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get a head in life.

Q. Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
A. The jokes were too funny to handle.

Q. Why did ghosts go to a bar?
A. For the boos!

Q. Which day of the week do zombies live for?
A. Fray Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps undertakers the busiest?
A. Die Day.

Q. Why did the monster take a dead man for a ride in his car?
A. Because he was a car-case.

Q. What happened to the guy who didn't make back payments to his exorcist?
A. He got repossessed!

Q. Which day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A. MoanDay.

Q. What do you call a sick monster who puts poison in the corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Which day of the week do grave diggers really dig?
A. Die Day.

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| Haunted Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Funny Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 | Mummy Puns | Skeleton Jokes | 2 | Scary Witch Humor |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House Humor | Werewolf Jokes |

| Scary Animal Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | 2 | Undead Puns and Zombie Jokes | Brain Puns | 2 |
| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Vampire Arts | Bloody Funny | 2 | Friday the 13th Humor |


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