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Q. Why was the skeleton so mean? A. He didn't have a heart!
A skeleton walks in a bar and says: "Give me a beer...and a mop."
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Q. What do you call a tired skeleton on Halloween? A. The Grim Sleeper!Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts!Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A. He had no body to go with!

Q. Why do skeletons have low self esteem?
A. They have no body to love.

Q. Why did the skeleton cry himself to sleep every night?
A. Because he was empty inside.

Q. What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
A. Lazy bones.

Q. What did the skeleton choose for his stage name?
A. Pelvis.

Q. Why should a skeleton drink eight glasses of milk per day?
A. They say it's good for the bones.

Q. What does a French skeleton call his buddies?
A. Bone Ami.

Q. What kind of vehicle does a skeleton drive?
A. A Zamboni!

Q. Where does a skeleton go to party on Saturday night?
A. A hip joint.

Q. What do you call a dumb skeleton that does stupid video stunts?
A. Bonehead.

Q. What song do skeleton bikers ride to?
A. Bone to Be Wild.

Q. What is it called when you pat a skeleton on the back?
A. A spinal tap.

Q. Who is the most famous skeleton rapper?
A. Machine Gun Skelly.

Q. What can you say about a painful mummy joke? A. It Sphinx!Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? A. His heart wasn't in it!Q. Why don't mummies have any friends? A. Because they're too wrapped up in themselves!

Q. When does a skeleton laugh?
A. When something tickles his funny bone.

Q. Why don't skeletons sky dive?
A. They don't have the guts.

Q. How much storage does a skeleton have in his laptop?
A. One Terror-Byte!

Q. Why don't skeletons like Tacos?
A. 'Cause they just don't have the stomach for it.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A. The trombone!

Q. How do skeletons stay in contact?
A. They use the tele-bone.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton chicken cross the road?
A. She lacked the guts for the adventure.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
A. Grave-y.

Q. Which kind of art do skeletons appreciate most?
A. Skull-ptures.

Q. How do French skeletons say hello?
A. Bone-Jour!

Q. Why did the cemetery caretaker have to call a locksmith?
A. Because the old skeleton key was lost.

Q. What's it called when a skeleton poops in your toilet and doesn't flush? A. A spooky dookie.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A. Booberries!Q. What is a ghoul's favorite game on Halloween? A. Hide-and-ghost-seek!After a long day frightening people, the legendary horseman was a sleepy head!

Q. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A. He could feel it in his bones.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite classic rock band?
A. The Grateful Dead.

Did you hear about the accurate psychic skeleton? He just felt it in his bones.

Q. What do you call a corpse that won’t admit it's sexuality?
A. A skeleton in the closet.

Q. Why wouldn't the skeleton eat liver?
A. He didn't have the stomach for it.

Q. Which kind of cleanser do skeletons use to clean the sink?
A. Bone-Ami.

Q. Which cheesy pop singer did skeletons groove to decades ago?
A. Bone Jovi.

A skeleton walks into a bar, holds up two phalanges and says, "I'd like two beers and a mop."

Q. Why did a skeleton climb a tree?
A. Because a dog wanted his bones.

Q. Why did the skeleton visit the auto repair shop?
A. He needed some body work.

Q. Why did a skeleton go to art school?
A. To become a skullptor.

Q. Why don't skeletons play baseball?
A. Because they don't have the heart for it.

Q. Which ghoul is the best dancer? A. The boogie man!Q. What do you call a cleaning ghoul? A. The Grim Sweeper!Q. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? A. Candy Cornea!

Q. What happened to the pirate ship that sank into shark-infested waters?
A. It came back with a skeleton crew.

Q. Which baseball team do skeletons root for?
A. Pittsburgh Pirates.

Q. Why don't skeletons play NFL football?
A. They are big-boned enough, but they just don't have the heart for it.

Q. What do skeletons do when they're up at bat?
A. They bont.

Q. What might you give a skeleton on Valentine's Day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart-shaped box.

Q. How did skeletons send mail in the Old West?
A. By Bony Express.

Q. Why is there a problem with Napoleon's skeleton?
A. It's a bone apart.

Q. Which football team do pirate skeletons root for?
A. Tampa Bay Bucaneers.

Q. Why was the student skeleton up late studying?
A. He was boning up for the his-story test.

Q. Why can't skeletons be the church musician?
A. They don't have any organs.

Q. Why did the skeleton in med school turn down the chance to be a surgeon?
A. 'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it.

Q. What does a skeleton say when it's pissed off?
A. "I have a bone to pick with you!"

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