| Q.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A. He could feel it in his bones.
Q.
What is a skeleton's favorite classic rock band?
A. The Grateful Dead.
Did
you hear about the accurate psychic skeleton? He just felt
it in his bones.
Q.
What do you call a corpse that won’t admit it's sexuality?
A. A skeleton in the closet. |
Q.
Why wouldn't the skeleton eat liver?
A. He didn't have the stomach for it.
Q.
Which kind of cleanser do skeletons use to clean the sink?
A. Bone-Ami.
Q.
Which cheesy pop singer did skeletons groove to decades
ago?
A. Bone Jovi.
A
skeleton walks into a bar, holds up two phalanges and says,
"I'd like two beers and a mop." |
Q.
Why did a skeleton climb a tree?
A. Because a dog wanted his bones.
Q.
Why did the skeleton visit the auto repair shop?
A. He needed some body work.
Q.
Why did a skeleton go to art school?
A. To become a skullptor.
Q.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
A. Because they don't have the heart for it. |
