Point to Ponder: If your dog is too fat, then perhaps you
are not getting enough exercise? WOOF!
True Dat of the Day: Sweets are the destiny that shapes
and Fitness Success Story: A tarot card reader was a size
18 and gave sad readings a large portion of the time. After
dieting, she's a size 12 and a happy medium again.
True Dat of the Day: Dieting is a weigh of life.
you hear about the new diet clinic that claims it'll take
your breadth away?
Why shouldn't you worry about gaining a few extra pounds?
A. Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Why did the blonde dieter get kicked out of Fat Fighters
at her first visit?
A. Because they did not offer sumo wrestling there.
Things just are working out between us. You are tasteless,
boring, and I can't stop cheating on you!
wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts
to eat. – Henny Youngman
Diet Point to Ponder: How many Skittles equal one serving
Effective Diet Tip: The best reducing exercise is to shake
the head violently from side to side when offered a second
What does D.I.E.T. stand for?
A. Do I Eat Today?
What is the definition of a diet?
A. When you have to go to a great length to change your
Wisdom of the Day: If you want to gain weight, get pizza
to-go. If you're trying to lose weight, get your
pizza to go away.