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Gnome Diet Jokes, Elf Belly Laughs, Fat Troll Puns
Eat up gnome dieting tips, gno-calorie humor, weighty gnome jokes and low-carb elf puns.

Gnome Dieting Puns & Ab-gNormal Appetite Jokes
(Because Gnome Diet Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You've Got a Flat Tire at the Drive-Thru!)
Warning: Exercise Caution at Troll Gym! Ab-gnormal jokes, elf diet humor, and gnonsense fitness puns ahead.
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Just Say Gnome to Steroids!Diet Meme: Gnome problem is too big, so he joined Weight Watchers.Fitness Humor: Elfin Gyms Got Gnome Wiggle Room!

Q. How did the overweight gnome try curb his appetite?
A. He went to the drive thru window.

Gnome Dieting Tip of the Day: Fasting does not mean eating fast food or eating food fast!

Q. Why was the overweight gnome hiding from exercise?
A. Because he was in the Fitness Protection Program.

Gnome was on a steady diet of puns. Gnome wonder he's so gassy. Gnome weigh!

Q. What do you call an overweight gnome who can't stick with a diet?
A. A desserter.

Q. How did the gnome on a diet burn 2000 calories today?
A. He left a batch of brownies in the oven while he took a nap.

Gnome Wiggle Room is just an expression, right? Or, is that the clunking in the ceiling at FitFat24?

Q. What condition was the gnome diagnosed with when he got sick of going to his workout venue?
A. Gym Nausea-m.

Gnome Workout Wisecrack: I would tell you a gym joke, but you'll have to weight for it...

Workout Humor: Gnome Pain, Gnome Gain! Gnome Swimming Allowed. Paparazzi: *Shudder* NOT Shutter.Gnome Shoes, Gnome Shirt, Gnome Service!

Q. Why did the gnome go to the paint store before going on a diet?
A. He heard you can get thinner there.

Q. Why did the gnome on a fitness regimen stop using his exercise bike?
A. Because he simply wasn't getting anywhere.

Gnome Diet Tip of the Day: You can't lose weight by talking about it. You need to keep your mouth shut.

Q. How did the gnome know it was time to go on a diet?
A. His muffin top now resembles a three-tier wedding cake.

Q. Why didn't the gnome go on the All Almond Diet?
A. Because he thought it sounded nutty!

Q. Why do successful dieting gnomes like TV dinners?
A. Because they watch what they eat.

Q. What did the gnome call it when he blew his diet by eating a whole bag of Doritos?
A. A Snaccident!

Q. Why did the gourmet gnome avoid unfashionable restaurants?
A. He didn't want to gain weight in the wrong places!

Q. Why did the gnome run five miles today?
A. 'Cause the ice cream truck just didn't stop.

You are gnome match for me!This gnome has an inflated ego!Gnome More Excuses

Fitness Philosophy Failure: The overweight gnome accepted the fact that being cremated is the only way he'll ever have a smokin' hot body!

Q. Why did the gnome on fitness running routine fail, even though he ran twice today?
A. First, he ran out to get beer and tacos, then he had to run to the restroom.

Today's Gnome Workout Wisdom: Never attempt to do squats on Taco Tuesday!

Gnome has an inflated ego, yes, but he's not a prick because that would be asinine.

Q. What happened after the desert gnome went on a fad diet and only ate prickly pears?
A. Now he's only eating foods with sorghums.

Gnome Weight Loss Factoid of the Day: Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Q. Why did the gnome bodybuilder go to the hospital?
A. Somebody told him he was cut!

Q. How did the gnome lose weight on the Dr. Doolittle Diet?
A. 'Cause he talked to the food instead of eating it.

Gnome Fitness Point to Ponder: If you change the color of your food, are you on a dye-it?

Gnome Diet and Exercise Tip of the Day: The best reducing exercise is to shake the head violently from side to side when offered a second helping.

Gnome nudist colony ahead. You've been warned!Babe, I gnome my math and you have one significant figure!Gnome Toking Zoned

Gnow we gnow why the gnome is on a diet! At least the gnome nudist colony is a head and not behind!

Q. What did the dieting gnome call an exercise that combines a lunge and a crunch?
A. Lunch!

A gnome went to the gym and decided to jump on the treadmill. But, people were giving him weird looks, so he decided to jog instead.

Q. Why don't garden gnomes worry about gaining a few extra pounds?
A. Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Q. Why did the gnome's diet fail?
A. He kept trying to lose weight, but it kept finding him.

Lame Gnome Excuse for Dieting Failure: I have fillings in my teeth. The magnets on my refrigerator keep pulling me into the kitchen!

Q. What happened to the gnome on the whiskey diet?
A. He's lost three days already!

Q. What is a partying gnome's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A beer in each hand.

Q. Why did the gnome always eat so fast?
A. He wanted to eat all he could before he lost his appetite!

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