| Gnomeo
& Juliette: Now we know where all the gnomes on the
planet actually came from.
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your
name Juliet? 'Cause my name is Gnomeo.
Gnome
Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, by the
way, my roses aren't the only thorny thing with
a long stem.
Gnome
Come-On: Hey girl, is your name
Daisy? 'Cause I want to plant you right here. |
Gnome
poetry is pretty bad, but at least it's not set to song.
Poetic
Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are
red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little
fellow?
Gnome
Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses
are red, Lilies are white, weed make a great couple,
you know I'm sow right.
Q.
What do horny garden statues say when they want privacy?
A. Lettuce a gnome!
|
This
troll is always on the make. But, you gotta luv memes.
Q.
Why did the gnome's girlfriend have tears in her eye when
he proposed to her?
A. Because he gave her an onion ring!
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name
Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.
Sprite
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'd like
access to your lady garden. Gnome what I'm sayin'? |
