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There must be something wrong with my eyes 'cause I can't take them off you!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!
I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it!
Hey Gnirl, do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Hey Gnirl, are you a camera? 'Cause every time I look at you, I smile!

 


Romancing the Gnome Jokes and Love Troll Humor
Troll for dates with horny gnome puns, romantic troll love poems, and thorny gnome jokes.

Gnome Dating Puns, Troll Romance, Gnome Luv
(Because Trolling Gnomes on the Make Are TOO Mainstream on Saturday Nights at the Neighborhood Hangouts!)
Warning: Troll Gnome Bars at Your Own Risk! Gnome love poetry, troll pick-up lines, and luv gnonsense ahead.
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| Gym Troll Jokes | Gnome Diets | Chef Gnome Jokes | Entertaining Gnomes | Holiday Gnomes |

Gnomeo & JulietteGnome Poetry: She loves me, she loves me gnot!To Gnome Me is to Luv Meme!

Gnomeo & Juliette: Now we know where all the gnomes on the planet actually came from.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your name Juliet? 'Cause my name is Gnomeo.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, by the way, my roses aren't the only thorny thing with a long stem.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, is your name Daisy? 'Cause I want to plant you right here.

Gnome poetry is pretty bad, but at least it's not set to song.

Poetic Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Gnome Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses are red, Lilies are white, weed make a great couple, you know I'm sow right.

Q. What do horny garden statues say when they want privacy?
A. Lettuce a gnome!

This troll is always on the make. But, you gotta luv memes.

Q. Why did the gnome's girlfriend have tears in her eye when he proposed to her?
A. Because he gave her an onion ring!

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.

Sprite Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'd like access to your lady garden. Gnome what I'm sayin'?

Is "Lady Gnome" a misnomer? Or Miss Gnomer?Absolutely! Gnome Solicitation?Is "Lady Gnome" a Miss Gnomer or a Ms Gnomer?

PC Gnome is not a sexist. He plays the saxaphone.

Likely to Fail Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, to me bouquet is just a metaphor for orgy!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I had a rose for every time I thought about you, I'd be even more thorny!

Ambiguous Gnome likes it both ways. He must be a lawyer?

Q. When is it okay to beat up a gnome?
A. When he's standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, if you got to gnome me, I'd plant my seed in your garden.

PC Gnome can't win. Now his wife, MRS GNOMER is irked.

Midnight Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's make like gnomes and wake up in the front lawn.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, what would you say about doing a little foraging in my neck of the woods?

Mr & Mrs Gnome. And now you gnome why you don't see more of the misses!FREE! Take me gnome tonightOnline Dating: Gnome Run!

Mrs Gnome is dressed scantily enough. Do you really want to see more?

Garden Gnome bragging to his buddies: My girlfriend is just like a classic Greek statue.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, your rosebush, or mine?

Q. What dessert does a promiscuous garden gnome like best?
A. A little tart.

This has to be the worst pick up line of all time. Gnome Kidding!

Q. Why are some garden gnomes R-rated?
A. Because they're into insects and violets.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey fella, how big does your non-GMO zucchini grow?

Q. What does a leprechaun call it when he gets a free handjob?
A. A stroke of good luck!

Troll dating is about the sport of it all, but he did not even make it to first base.

Did you hear about the mystery involving a gnome and a small bag of G-strings? It was a brief case.

Q. Why did the artist think twice about sculpting an erotic gnome statue?
A. If you build it, they will come.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Oh hi girl! I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Online Dating: Gnome Match?Take me gnome, but not my nomGnome Means Yes?

Ambiguous dating profiles caused this match up. Worked perfectly, and another wedding at Trollmatchic.

Q. How can you tell a horny gnome has been using your lawn mower?
A. Your astro-turf welcome mat has been trimmed into a come mat.

Gnome Point to Ponder: If gnomes are having sex in the garden, does that make it a boneyard?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...

Gnomes enjoy a good hook up, but they do get really pissed off about identity theft.

Q. How can you tell if you've been sexually assaulted by a gnome while you were asleep in the backyard?
A. You wake up with a sore belly button.

Q. What did the gnome think when flowers without heads mysteriously appeared in the garden every night?
A. He thought he must be being stalked.

Garden Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, if you were a tomato, I'd just eat you up.

Gnome, not ususally, yes? But there is a dialect we still have not yes translated into English.

Q. How many gnomes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. But, nobody knows how they got in there!

Q. Why did it take so long for the judge to decide who got the shack in the backyard during the gnome divorce?
A. He had to consider all the she shed, he shed...

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| 19 | 20 | 21 | Gnome Dating Jokes | Gnome Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy Gnome Pick-Up Lines |
| Gnome Travel Jokes | Lost Gnomes | Crappy Gnome Puns | Creepy Gnomes | Musical Gnomes |
| Gnome Author Puns | Brainiac Gnome Jokes | Biker Gnome Jokes | Gnome Cheese Puns! |
| Garden Gnome Jokes | Weedy Funny Gnomes | Gnome Party Jokes | Sci-Fi Gnome Puns |
| Gym Troll Jokes | Gnome Diets | Chef Gnome Jokes | Entertaining Gnomes | Holiday Gnomes |


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