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Warning: Enter the Un-Gnome at Your Own Risk! Dead-end gnome jokes and gnonsensical troll puns ahead.
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Okay, So... Gnome Problem?Just Say Gnome to Steroids!Gnome Problem... Oops!

Yeah, well gnome problem for you maybe?

Did you hear about the clever gnomes that opened an innovative gardening supply store? They sell cutting-hedge technology.

Q. Why is the gnome so glad his lawn went Emo?
A. Now, he never has to cut it.

Q. What job did the gnome apply for at the greasy spoon diner?
A. Short order cook.

Gnome doubt steroids are bad.

Did you hear about the urban gnome that was afraid of gardening? He moved to the burbs and then he grew a pear.

Q. Why do gnomes scratch themselves?
A. Because they're the only one who knows where it itches.

Q. Why don't gnomes tell good gardening jokes?
A. Because they're too dirty.

Gee, now there is a problem gnome body anticipated.

Q. Why was the alcholic gnome having so much trouble driving?
A. 'Cause he was a little drunk.

Q. How did the gnome feel when he was mugged by six dwarfs?
A. Not Happy.

Q. How are gnomes so good at lightly watering the lawn?
A. They just dew it.

Gnome or Gnome Less? Yes.Gnome wonder you gnow I'm punny!Gnome overnight parking! Violators --> (toad)

At least we got an answer this time. What was the question again?

Q. What do you call it when gnomes are taught math?
A. Making the little things count.

Q. What do you call a greedy gnome?
A. Elfish.

Q. Why did the gnome homeowner have to fire his lawn maintence company?
A. They just weren't cutting it.

Garden Gremlin Pick Up Line: Hey babe, there's just no place like Gnome.

Gnome doubt about it. Gnow we gnow. And, we'll gnever forget it.

Q. How did the garden gnome survive by only eating small pieces of metal?
A. It was a staple diet.

Q. What does a gnome order for breakfast at iHop?
A. The short stack.

Gnome Factoid of the Day: Did you know that the John Deere manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind?

Troll Trivia: Gnome meter maids are hornier than that toad.

Q. What does a gnome call a garden statue that's holding a bottle of mouthwash?
A. A gargoyle.

Q. How did the gnomes stop the dog from digging in the garden?
A. They took his shovel away.

Q. What do gnomes call a self-employed guy who deals in fertilizer?
A. An entre-manure.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna reap the fruits of my harvest?

Gnome Trivia: Gnomes ARE found in Nome, AlaskaGnome in a tornado!I'd like to gnome you better

Gnome Trivia: Gnomes are found in Nome because they don't blend in with the snow well.

Q. Which creatures in Greek mythology do gnomes like the best?
A. Mini-taurs.

Q. What did the gnome name his tiny pet raven?
A. Micro.

Garden Gnome Point to Ponder: If a wise crack develops in your pun backyard, are you at fault?

The vortex couldn't keep him down, what makes you think a tornado can stop this gnome?

Q. What did the leaves say to the garden gnome?
A. Blow me!

Q. What happens if a garden gnome falls into a swimming pool?
A. He gets wet.

Q. What do gnomes call it when their patio is covered in water fowl?
A. A porch o-geese.

A sweet pick up line that might get him to gnome base.

Q. How can you spot a jealous leprechaun?
A. He's green with envy.

Q. Why aren't there any gnomes on the lawn at the rehab center?
A. The sign out front said: Keep Off The Grass!"

Q. What do hungry hacker gnomes eat?
A. Microchips.

Gnome wonder you're laughingThere's gnome time like the present, except GNOWI've been wearing ugg boots ever since my zappos to me to!

Gnome wonder you're laughing, but gnow gnu gno.

Q. What did the gnome referee say when the soccer match ended?
A. Game Clover.

Q. Who is the favorite superhero of gnomes, elves, and leprechauns?
A. The Green Lantern.

A gnother time travel paradox! Just warp your head around that.

Q. Why are gnomes and leprechauns so concerned about recycling and ecology?
A. Because they're really into green living.

Q. What did the toddler gnome find at the end of the rainbow?
A. A potty gold.

Uggs are the choice of well-dressed gnomes.

Q. What happened after the gnome ran over his neighbors foot with the lawn mower?
A. He decided to bury him deeper.

Q. Why was the gnome's new startup business so successful?
A. Because he had little overhead.

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