At
least we got an answer this time. What was the question
again?
Q.
What do you call it when gnomes are taught math?
A. Making the little things count.
Q.
What do you call a greedy gnome?
A. Elfish.
Q.
Why did the gnome homeowner have to fire his lawn maintence
company?
A. They just weren't cutting it.
Garden
Gremlin Pick Up Line: Hey babe,
there's just no place like Gnome. |
Gnome
doubt about it. Gnow we gnow. And, we'll gnever forget it.
Q.
How did the garden gnome survive by only eating small pieces
of metal?
A. It was a staple diet.
Q.
What does a gnome order for breakfast at iHop?
A. The short stack.
Gnome
Factoid of the Day: Did you know that the John Deere manure
spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind?
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Troll
Trivia: Gnome meter maids are hornier than that toad.
Q.
What does a gnome call a garden statue that's holding a
bottle of mouthwash?
A. A gargoyle.
Q.
How did the gnomes stop the dog from digging in the garden?
A. They took his shovel away.
Q.
What do gnomes call a self-employed guy who deals in fertilizer?
A. An entre-manure.
Gnome
Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna
reap the fruits of my harvest? |