least we got an answer this time. What was the question
What do you call it when gnomes are taught math?
A. Making the little things count.
What do you call a greedy gnome?
Why did the gnome homeowner have to fire his lawn maintence
A. They just weren't cutting it.
Gremlin Pick Up Line: Hey babe,
there's just no place like Gnome.
doubt about it. Gnow we gnow. And, we'll gnever forget it.
How did the garden gnome survive by only eating small pieces
A. It was a staple diet.
What does a gnome order for breakfast at iHop?
A. The short stack.
Factoid of the Day: Did you know that the John Deere manure
spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind?
Trivia: Gnome meter maids are hornier than that toad.
What does a gnome call a garden statue that's holding a
bottle of mouthwash?
A. A gargoyle.
How did the gnomes stop the dog from digging in the garden?
A. They took his shovel away.
What do gnomes call a self-employed guy who deals in fertilizer?
A. An entre-manure.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna
reap the fruits of my harvest?