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Superhero Point to Ponder: When Captain America was younger,
was he Lieutenant America?
Q.
Which superhero spends too much time out in the sun?
A. Cap-Tan America!
Q.
Which superhero won the best vocalist competition?
A. Captain American Idol.
Q.
Why was Captain America anemic?
A. Because he wasn't getting enough Iron, Man!
Q.
What is the name of the next Marvel movie where Captain
America and Iron Man battle Comcast?
A. Avengers Xfinity Wars!
Q.
How much money does it cost to make Captain America cry?
A. One Bucky. |
Q.
Why did't Iron Man wear a tuxedo?
A. Because that wasn't his strong suit.
Q.
Which superhero wears the neatest suits?
A. Iron Man!
Q.
What does Iron Man wear under his uniform?
A. Nothing. He's Stark naked!
Q.
Which superhero races in marathons?
A. Irun Man.
Q.
What is it called if Iron Man breaks his leg despite unbreakable
armor?
A. Punny iron-knee.
Q.
What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?
A. FeDora. (Face Palm!)
Q.
Which superhero wears a long-sleeved belted robe instead
of a cape?
A. Caftan Marvel.
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Q.
Which tune does Robin play in the Batmobile?
A. Batman Chase by Neal Hefti.
Q.
How would Batman keep up his lifestyle if Adam West wasn't
rich?
A. Perhaps he'd be Robin?
Q.
What's the difference between a robber and Batman?
A. Batman can go into a bank without Robin.
Q.
What is the unofficial theme song of Gotham City?
A. Batman to the Rescue by LaVern Baker.
Q.
Which song makes Bruce Wayne, the artist formerly known
as Batman, want to boogie?
A. Batdance by Prince.
Q.
Why did fans buy so many comic books when the Fantastic
Four debuted?
A. To Marvel at them. |
