Batman, The Flash, Aquaman and Wonder Woman walk into a
bar and order five Jack Daniels on the rocks. Bartender
asked if they'd like coke or a lemon slice with their order.
Superman replied, "No thanks, we're the Just Ice
Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of the Justice League?
A. He was accused of rubbery.
What happened when a band of Superheroes walked into an
organic, Non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free restaurant?
A. They were served just ice.
How did Wonder Woman get her new sword in the Justice League
A. She used Amazon Prime.
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
if you were Justice, you and I would be in a League of our
What did Batman say to his girlfriend on February 14?
A. You not being my Valentine would be an inJustice!
How was Aquaman born?
A. By Sea-Section.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
are you as wet as I am?
Which kind of birds does Aquaman like best?
What is Aquaman's favorite color?
What is Aquaman's favorite gemstone?
In which branch of the military did Aquaman serve?
A. The Aquamarines.
Who does Aquaman phone for help?
A. Michael Phelps!
Who is a leprechuan's favorite superhero?
A. The Green Lantern.
Lantern Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, just follow the light...
Which DC Comics superhero is the most curious?
A. Wonder Woman.
Point to Ponder: If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior,
would that make her Amazon Prime?
What does Wonder Woman call her lover's penis?
A. Amazon Fulfillment Center.
How did the guy know he was married to Wonder Woman?
A. She wonders when he'll grow up. She wonders when he'll
take out the trash. She wonders when he'll get a raise and
promotion. And, she wonders why she ever married him!
What did The Hulk say when he saw Wonder Woman?
A. Hulk horny!
What is it called when a DC Comics fan binge watches Wonder
Woman reruns for an entire month straight?
A. An heroine overdose.