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Hulk Says: Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the cround for maximum impact!
Hulk Humor: I can't drink milk. I lactose genes needed to digest it.

 


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Hulk Asks: What do you call a clip of a macho guy that spreads online? A. A virile video!Hulk Says: Chuck Norris does not take showers! He takes blood baths!Hulk Asks: What do you call it if two seats buckle under you in one day? A. A bad chair day!

Q. What do you call it when David Banner won't speak to you?
A. The Incredible Sulk!

Don't make me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies...

Silent But Deadly Pick-Up Line: Hulk, did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.

Q. What is The Incredible Hulk's blood type?
A. B Negative.

Q. Why won't The Hulk ever have a heart attack?
A. Because his heart is not foolish enough to attack him.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I smash by again?

Q. What do you call it when David Banner goes shopping at Costco?
A. The Incredible Bulk!

Don't make me angry! The voices in my head don't like it when you make me angry!

Super Bad Hookup Line: Hey babe, ready or not, here comes The Incredible Hulk.

Hulk Asks: If a shutter has a lotus flower pattern on every slat, is it lily louvered?Hulk Asks: What do toilets and anniversaries have in common? A. Men always miss them!Hulk Asks: If politicians worked together to solve problems, could we all say "Bye Partisan?"

Q. Why did The Incredible Hulk have the best float in the parade?
A. Because it was a giant Banner!

Frat Boy Hulk Pick-Up Line: Baby, I'll treat you like my homework: I'll slam you on the table and do you all night. long.

Q. Why did David Banner flush the toilet?
A.
Because it was his duty, and it was green...

Q. How does The Hulk do what's ultimately left of his laundry?
A. He uses a green detergent.

Q. What is The Hulk's favorite part of this joke?
A. The Punch Line!

Superhero Pick-Up Poetry in Motion: Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest babe I've ever seen!

Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!Hulk Asks: What is a great name for a gardener? A. Alonso Greene!When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"

Did you hear about the bet between Bruce Banner and Clark Kent? The loser has to wear their underwear outside their pants!

Q. Why is the Universe expanding?
A. To get away from The Incredible Hulk when he's angry.

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider-Man?
A. Don't bug me and do NOT make me angry!

Q. Why can't The Incredible Hulk ever complete a paint by numbers picture?
A. Because all the paint is green.

Incredible Trivia: The police label anyone who attacks The Hulk as 45-11, a suicide. OUCH!

When The Hulk does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up – he's actually pushing the world down!

If the whole world smoke a joint at the same thime, there'd be world peace ... followed by a global food shortage!Hulk Asks: What do you call a killer cannabis comedian? A. The Grim Reefer!Hulk Says: Saturday is the time for multi-slacking, not multi-tasking!

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A.
He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.

Q. Why is The Hulk so concerned about global warming?
A. He's really into green living.

The Hulk does not stub his toe. He accidentally destroys chairs and furniture.

Most people fear the Reaper. The Hulk considers him a promising rookie.

Q. What does Bruce do to make a hulking good living between Comicons?
A. Banner advertising.

Jolly Green Giant Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, no I'm not The Hulk. But, believe me, I can show you something big, green and totally incredible.

Q. Why does Bruce Banner get so angry at David Banner?
A. Because multi-tasking pisses him off!

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to his alter ego?
A. Dude, please keep your shirt on!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I want to smash my way into your heart.

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