Why does St. Patrick's Day make The Hulk so angry?
A. If you wear green, everybody makes jokes about you. If
you don't wear green, they pinch your hulk!
Funny Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you fluorine? 'Cause you make me react to everything.
Why does Bruce Banner always recycle?
A. He believes in going green.
you hear Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled The Hulk? The loser
had to paint himself green... OUCH!
Why do the ladies in Ecuador love The Incredible Hulk?
A. Because they liken him to a giant green banana.
Which big green character really makes The Hulk angry?
A. The Jolly Green Giant.
you know that The Hulk's farts are even more incredible?
Point to Ponder: Sometimes, I just want revenge, too. Is
that so incredibly wrong? Was The Hulk wrong? GRR!
Incredible Fact: Industrial logging isn't causing deforestation.
The Hulk needs toothpicks.