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How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it
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Hulk Says: Happy High Day!

 


Incredible Hulk Jokes & Monstrous Gamma Humor
Fiercely funny jokes, raging laughter, glowing green puns, irate rants and Banner laughter.

Angry Hulk Humor and Incredible Green Puns
(Because "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry" Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Marvel Universe!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk, but keep your shirt on! Anger Management is in progress...
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Hulk Asks: Who is the begetarian brother of Bruce Lee? A. Brocco Lee!Hulk Says: When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break!Q. What do you call it when two best buds laugh uncontrollably? A. A bro-ha-ha!

Incredible Fact of the Day: Did you know The Hulk was angry before it was all the rage?

Q. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A. An animal in a very baad moood, but at least it's not The Incredible Hulk!

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you've smashed your way into my heart.

Q. How did Bruce Banner bite it?
A. He David see the plot twist coming!

Q. What does The Hulk call his mother's angry French sister?
A. A Croissaunt.

Hulking Awesome Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Incredible for nothing.

Aliens do exist, but they know better than to visit a planet that The Hulk is on. Isn't it ironic they don't like green men?

We do live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from The Hulk when he's angry.

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my other big secret?

Hulk Asks: What do you call a workout facility infested with harmful bugs? A. A germ-nasium!Hulk Says: Call me Spider-Man because I'm in love with Mary Jane!Hulk Asks: What do you call guys sharing quarters at the most macho dorm? A. Stud Roomies!

The Hulk never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies don't go to the dentist because they don't have any teeth!

Q. What does The Hulk pump up his earnings?
A. He flips houses.

Incredible Trivia: The Hulk does not bowl strikes. He smashes down one pin, and the other nine fall in fear.

Q. Why is the Mona Lisa still smiling?
A.
Because the Incredible Hulk didn't go green until the 1970s.

Q. Why was The Incredible Hulk fired from his gig as a TV weatherman?
A. Because his forecast was always the same: Partly cloudy with a 50% chance of pain.

420 Point to Ponder: Do puns about going green make The Hulk angry or happy?

Incredible Tip of the Day: If you work in an office with The Hulk, never ask him for his three-hole punch!

Q. Why is The Incredible Hulk now the reigning Rock, Paper, Scissors champ?
A. Because Rock beat Hulk Hogan.

Q. Why does Bruce Banner still wear classic Levi's 501 jeans in 2020?
A. Because hipster skinny jeans all have way too much spandex in them!

Hulk Says: Saturday was going so well until I realized it was Sunday!Q. How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A. Who Knows? It's never been done!Hulk Asks: Why did the bodybulder go to the hospital? A. Somebody told him he was all cut up!

Banner's weekend was going really well until somebody suggested his eyebrows need to be threaded. Never make The Hulk angry for stupid reasons!

Incredible Fact of the Day: Most people fear the Reaper, but The Hulk considers him a promising rookie.

Incredible Point to Ponder: Do puns about going green make The Hulk angry?

Green Point to Ponder: Is The Incredible Hulk a man or a monster, or is he both? What if she's not a he? Gamma radiation is so brutal!

Q. Why is Waldo hiding?
A. He doesn't want The Hulk to find him!

Q. Why doesn't The Incredible Hulk daydream?
A. Because he's too busy giving other people nightmares.

Did you know that The Hulk gives Freddy Kruger nightmares?

Q. Why shouldn't you ever buy a designer shirt from Bruce Banner's lab rat?
A. Because it's obviously a rip-off!

Hulking Green Confusion: Now, I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one? Or, if I even have a twin?

Hulk Says: Happy Saunter Day!Hulk Asks: What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? A. Double Jointed!Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday!

Q. Why does St. Patrick's Day make The Hulk so angry?
A. If you wear green, everybody makes jokes about you. If you don't wear green, they pinch your hulk!

Hulking Funny Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you fluorine? 'Cause you make me react to everything.

Q. Why does Bruce Banner always recycle?
A. He believes in going green.

Did you hear Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled The Hulk? The loser had to paint himself green... OUCH!

Q. Why do the ladies in Ecuador love The Incredible Hulk?
A. Because they liken him to a giant green banana.

Q. Which big green character really makes The Hulk angry?
A. The Jolly Green Giant.

Did you know that The Hulk's farts are even more incredible?

Angry Point to Ponder: Sometimes, I just want revenge, too. Is that so incredibly wrong? Was The Hulk wrong? GRR!

Today's Incredible Fact: Industrial logging isn't causing deforestation. The Hulk needs toothpicks.

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