| Q.
What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A. A desserter.
Fitness
Failure: I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time
I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
Q.
What is a buff Wisconsin dairy farmer's favorite arm exercise?
A. Cheese curls.
Q.
What do you call a fitness center that's dirty and smells
like socks?
A. Gym-nasty-um.
Q.
What do you call a steady diet of Painful weight
loss Puns?
A. A joke binge.
Did
you hear about the hungry clock on a diet? It went back
four seconds. |
Dieting
Point to Ponder: Can a successful dieter win the Nobelly
Prize?
Fun
Fitness Fact: Did you know eating oysters can increase your
mussel mass?
Q.
Why did the blonde get a perm?
A. 'Cause her fitness trainer said curls might help. Duh!
Diet
and Fitness Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn
500 calories an hour...
Q.
Why did the pleasingly plump guy claim he was in shape?
A. 'Cause round is a shape, too!
Q.
Which exercise is most popular at the cutlery warehouse
store?
A. Fork lifts.
|
Q.
What do crazed vegan zombies eat?
A. GgggRrrAaaaIiiiNNnnSss!
Diet
and Fitness Fact of the Day: Some diets cause a gut reaction.
Q.
What does a bodybuilder on a strict all-bean diet repeat
in his mind while he deadlifts?
A. Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...
Sign
outside a steak house restaurant: Eat Here Diet Home
Q.
Why did the blonde dieter get kicked out of Fat Fighters
at her first visit?
A. Because they did not offer sumo wrestling there.
Q.
What is the slogan at the new bodybuilder gym that's exclusively
for for meat eaters?
A. Beef-It! |
