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Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker? Because he'll beat the Focaccia!
Q. What do pirates usually order at Italian restaurants? A. Chicken Parrrmesan!
Chimp Chef Asks: What is a stoner chef's specialty? A. Baked Ziti!
Food Pick-Up Line: Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready!

 


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Bite into a slice of pizza humor, Italian food jokes, and al dente spaghetti puns you'll eat up.

Pizza Jokes, Italian Chef Humor, Pasta Puns
(Because Extra Cheesy Food Fights Could Never Be Mainstream Enough for Pepperoni Pizza Lovers!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Spicy marinara humor and pizza puns may cause over indulging in laughter.
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Chimp Chef Asks: Did you hear about the Italian chef injured in a pizza accident? Now, he cannoli do so much!Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His legacy is a pizza history

Did you hear about the Italian chef who had mushroom for improvement? He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.

Q. What did the slicer say while robbing the pizza?
A. Hand over the dough, or I'll cut you!

That Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.

Q. What should you do if you find cheesy Italian pies unappetizing?
A. Give pizza chance!

Pizza is the only love triangle I am acutely interested in.

Q. What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?
A. A Pepperonly Pizza!

Q. How can you tell if a pizza parlor patron is Buddhist?
A. He says, "Make me one with everything."

Q. What is that new movie that's set in a pizza parlor about?
A. A slice of life.

Q. What happened to the Italian chef who tried to bribe the judge with polenta?
A. He was held in corntempt.

Q. How does pizza introduce itself to you?
A. Slice to meet you!

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, if you were pizza and I was cheese, I'd melt all over you.

Q. How did the food company come up with the best sauce recipe?
A. They gathered raw data they could pour over.

Munster Chef Asks: What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta!Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindGorilla Chef Joke: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

My ex-girlfriend bet me that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I sped right pasta!

Q. How is pizza like sex?
A. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Q. Which pasta dish is poetically hellish?
A. Al Dente's Inferno.

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'm available with or without sausage.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Pizzeria Fact of the Day: Seven days without pizza makes one weak!

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm just like Domino's. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next time it's free.

It was a big pizza, but I did eat olive it!

Hot Pizza puns are all about the delivery!

If you have a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A, it's volume = Pi(Z•Z)A.

Cheesy Humor of the Day: You wanna pizza me? At yeast give me a chance to explain!

Q. What is a pizza chef's favorite song?
A. Slice, Slice Baby.

Q. What did the donut say to the pizza?
A. If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't hang around this hole.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? You never sausage a tragic thing!Chimp Chef Asks: What do stoners put on their spaghetti? A. Legalized Marinara!Q. How do you fix a broken tomato? A. With tomato paste!

So, you wanna pizza me?

Q. What does your pizza say if it loves you?
A. Fold me close.

Q. What did the pizza say to the demanding Italian chef?
A. Hey, you don't pepper-own me.

I only eat pizza on days that end with Y.

Q. What's the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.

I like my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy!

Q. What did the pizza crust say to the Italian chef?
A. Hey, don't get saucy with me!

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm just like Domino's. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Hot and Ready Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're one fine pizza of ass.

Q. What do you call a really sick pasta dish?
A. Macaroni and Sneeze.

Q. What did the Italian restaurant call its promotional offering of one-cent noodles?
A. Penny Pasta.

Q. Why was the spaghetti so tired?
A. Because it was pasta bedtime.

Q. What happened when the Italian chef let a blonde borrow his car?
A. She returned it al dente, after seeing her dentist.

Q. What is a crappy chef's favorite thing to do? A Cut the cheese!Et Chef Asks: What do you call a kitchen gadget used to add herbs? A. A fennel funnel!Ape Chef Asks: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? How sad he ran out of thyme!

Q. Why couldn't the chef get into the Italian restaurant?
A. He had gnocchi.

Q. Which magical pasta dish can grant you three wishes?
A. Fettu-genie Alfredo.

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you craving a Chicago deep dish? 'Cause I'd gladly give you a pizza 'dis dick.

Q. Did the hyphen add pepper on its pizza?
A. Yes, but just a dash.

Customer: How long will my spaghetti be?
Waiter: I don't know. I'll have to measure it.

Q. What happened after an Italian chef was murdered by being boiled to death in an industrial pasta cooker?
A. Police are still trying to al dente-fy a suspect.

Q. Where did the spaghetti and sauce go dancing?
A. At the meat ball!

Q. What did the psychic say to her Italian chef customer?
A. A penne for your thoughts.

Quantum Pasta Point to Ponder: If you mix pasta and antipasto together, is that like mixing matter and anti-matter?

Q. What did the client say when a psychic told him the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting his house?
A. I'm not worried because I ain’t alfredo no ghost.

Customer: Do you have spaghetti on the menu today?
Waiter: No, I cleaned it off.

Q. What do you get if you cross angel hair and a snake?
A. Spaghetti that wraps itself around your fork!

The compensation the famous Italian chef got was a pretty penne.

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