ex-girlfriend bet me that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I sped right
How is pizza like sex?
A. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Which pasta dish is poetically hellish?
A. Al Dente's Inferno.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I'm available with or without sausage.
legacy will become a pizza history!
Fact of the Day: Seven days without pizza makes one weak!
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
I'm just like Domino's. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the
next time it's free.
was a big pizza, but I did eat olive it!
Pizza puns are all about the delivery!
you have a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A,
it's volume = Pi(Z•Z)A.
Humor of the Day: You wanna pizza me? At yeast
give me a chance to explain!
What is a pizza chef's favorite song?
A. Slice, Slice Baby.
What did the donut say to the pizza?
A. If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't hang around