What did the taxidermist do on his lunch break?
A. Stuff his face.
What did the waiter at the Texas burger joint say to a horse?
A. Sorry, I can't take your order. That's not my stable.
a waiter does not succeed at first, he must tray, tray,
the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, the customer said,
"Well, I guess this one's on me?"
There's a bee in my alphabet soup!
Waiter: Yes sir, there's also an A, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,
What did the lunch buffet at the textbook writer's conference
A. A table of contents.
I found a ring in my soup.
Waiter: Oh, that must belong to the chef. Let me know if
you find his finger.
What is it called when you totally ignore your soup dumplings
in a Chinese restaurant?
A. Won-ton disregard.
friend attended culinary school together and then opened
their own restaurant. Yes, they are taste buds!