What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a Big Mac
and a Whopper in two bites?
A. Hard to swallow.
harried hamburger chef was so worried about the grill, that
he put everything else on the back burner.
Which kind of cheeseburger does a baseball player quickly
eat at the drive thru window right before a big game?
A. A double.
you hear about the hamburger that was robbed and murdered
at the drive thru window? First it was rolled, then it was
smothered in onions.
How does the man in the moon eat his home delivery hamburgers?
A. On satellite dishes.
What die the cops say when they pulled up at the fast food
drive thru pick-up window?
A. Dish is the Police!
I'm alone and order pizza, I yell "Pizza's Here" so the
delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser.
Delivery of the Day: I like to party, and by party I mean
stay in and order pizza.
What is the difference between a pizza delivery and these
pizza puns to go?
A. These pizza puns can't be topped!
What is the difference between a pizza and these pizza puns?
A. Pizza puns deliver a punch line!
What do you call a person who doesn't like pizza to go?
A. A weird-dough!
How does hot delivered pizza introduce itself to you?
A. Slice to meet you!
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
I'm just like Domino's. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the
next one is free.
What did the hen do when she saw boxed take-out chicken?
A. She kicked the bucket.
What do you need to eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken?
Where did Neanderthals get their fast food chicken?
A. At Cave FC.
Why did KFC hire geneticists to edit chicken DNA?
A. R&D wanted something CRISPR
Who's haunting the KFC across the street from the cemetery?
A. Some comedian spoofing Colonel Sanders said it was a
Why did the power go out at KFC?
A. Because the circuits were fried.
Food Pick Up Line: Hey Chick,
did you just come from KFC? 'Cause your thighs and breast
are giving me a drumstick!