A
vegetarian, meat eater, and cannibal go out to lunch. The
veg orders a salad, and the meathead orders a burger. But,
the cannibal told the waiter, "I think I'll just wait
'til they're done."
Vegan
Diet Point to Ponder: Can a vegan eat chick peas?
Q.
What did the vegan witch use in her magic potions?
A. Ear of corn and eye of potato. |
Did
you hear about the vegan zombie? He ended up in the insane
asylum where he only ate vegetables.
I'm
on a vegan diet. They taste great!
Q.
How do you make vegan meat pot pie?
A. For the crust, use Colorado canna-butter. It's harder
to find the vegan for the filling...
Vegan
Fact or Fiction? Can a vegan eat milkweed?
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Did
you know Bruce Lee has a vegetarian brother? His name is
Brocco Lee.
Q.
What do you call a militant vegan?
A. Lactose Intolerant!
Q.
What did the press call the case brought to trial by a vegan?
A. A plant-based beef.
Vegan
Question of the Day: Can a vegan eat eggplant? |