How did the Italian chef get lost?
A. He drove right pasta the turnoff.
Cuisine Fact of the Day: To a chef, WTF means Where's
father who worked as a baker, was a great bread winner!
you hear about the janitor at the fast food restaurant?
He worked under the table.
Chef Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I only have pies for you!
What did the chef say when he discovered he didn't have
the right utensil to cut through the thick meat?
A. Knife's too short.
How difficult is the cowboy chef's smokin' recipe for making
A. It's cut and dry.
What is a dark chef's favorite dystopian movie?
A. The Hunger Games.
angry chef felt very sheepish after he lambasted the mutton.
At least he didn't serve it with haggis.
What did the chef dish up for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hamburger puns.