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Q. What is a cool banana's favorite song? A. Melllo Yellow!Q. Which fruit do sheep enjoy most? A. Baaaa-nanas!Q. Why did the banana go out with a prune? A. It couldn't find a date!

Q. What does a banana holler from a mountain top?
A. Yellow down there!

Q. How do you catch King Kong?
A. Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana!

Q. What is a banana's favorite pick-up line?
A. Yellow, You!

Q. What do you calll a pair of banana peels? A. Slippers!Q. How do monkeys et down stairs? A. They slidw down the banana-ster!Q. Where do bananas shop for clothes? A. Banana Republic!

Q. Why didn't the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
A. Because the banana didn't chip in.

Q. Why did the monkey keep slipping off his bicycle?
A. Because it had a banana seat!

Q. Why don't bananas snore when they take a nap?
A. They don't want to wake the rest of the bunch!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor? A. Because it wasn't peeling well!Q. What's worse than a monkey eating a banana? A. A monkey going bananas!Gorilla asks: What is the hippest kind of fruit? A. A bae-nae-nae!

Q. What did the banana say to the doctor?
A. Nothing. Bananas can't talk!

Q. What did the banana do when it saw a monkey?
A. The banana split.

Q. What is yellow on the outside, but green on the inside?
A. A cucumber wearing a banana costume.

Gorilla asks: Why did the banana go to a hair stylist? A. It had split ends!Food Pick-Up Line: You must be a banana because I find you a peeling!Q. What do you call solid god bananas? A. A bunch of money!

Q. How are cereal bananas and cows alike?
A. They all get milked in the morning!

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Q. What kind of key can open a banana?
A. A monkey!

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