| Q.
How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.
Q.
What is it called when a rapper clearly puts it all out
for his psychiatrist?
A. Shrink Rap!
Q.
What happened to the rapper who used cannabis infused citric
chewing tobacco?
A. He spit out some dope lines.
Q.
What's the difference between a joint and rappers these
days?
A. You get more than one hit out of a joint.
Q.
Why is it called rap music?
A. 'Cause the C fell off.
Hip
Hop Factoid of the Day: No, Puff Daddy isn't a
new strain of Indica.
Q.
Which rapper always gives away four cans of beer?
A. 2Pac.
Q.
What is every urologist's favorite rap group?
A. ICP.
Q.
Which rapper is the most polite?
A. NIce Tea.
Q.
What is it called when flat bread sings?
A. Pita wrap. |
Q.
If Albert Einstein was a rapper, what would he call himself?
A. E MC Square.
Q.
Why do rappers date chicks in the IT department?
A. 'Cause they know how to back it up and dump it.
Q.
Which program do rappers use to write down their lyrics?
A. Word.Yo.
Did
you hear about the rapper who made an album while in prison?
Unfortunately, everyone who bought it was jailed because
now they had a criminal record.
Q.
What did the rapper's car do at the disco?
A. A Brake Dance.
Q.
Which music genre do chiropractors enjoy most?
A. Hip Pop.
Q.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
A. Fo' drizzle.
Q.
What did Snoop Dogg say when his ho caught him cross dressing?
A. Ain't nothin' but a G-string, baby.
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Q.
Who is Han Solo's favorite rap artist?
A. Tupacca.
Q.
Which rapper has small abdominal muscles?
A. 2Pac.
Q.
What do you call an iguana that throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tile.
Q.
What is the name of the fish rapper?
A. Swim Shady.
Q.
Why didn't the fisherman make it big as a rap artist?
A. His lines were okay, but his hooks were de-bait-able.
Q.
What sort of music do frogs and toadies croak about?
A. Hip hop.
Hip
Hop Point to Ponder: If two vegan rappers dis each other,
can you still call that a beef?
Q.
Which kind of wild onions have rhyme and rhythm
A. Rap scallions.
Hip
Hop Fact of the Day: Ludacris has hos in every area code
except 911. |
