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I just wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a wrap.Q. Who is Thor's favorite rapper? A. MC Hammer!Q. Which Star Wars DJ throws down the sickest beats? A. Fettboy Slim!

Q. How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.

Q. What is it called when a rapper clearly puts it all out for his psychiatrist?
A. Shrink Rap!

Q. What happened to the rapper who used cannabis infused citric chewing tobacco?
A. He spit out some dope lines.

Q. What's the difference between a joint and rappers these days?
A. You get more than one hit out of a joint.

Q. Why is it called rap music?
A. 'Cause the C fell off.

Hip Hop Factoid of the Day: No, Puff Daddy isn't a new strain of Indica.

Q. Which rapper always gives away four cans of beer?
A. 2Pac.

Q. What is every urologist's favorite rap group?
A. ICP.

Q. Which rapper is the most polite?
A. NIce Tea.

Q. What is it called when flat bread sings?
A. Pita wrap.

Q. If Albert Einstein was a rapper, what would he call himself?
A. E MC Square.

Q. Why do rappers date chicks in the IT department?
A. 'Cause they know how to back it up and dump it.

Q. Which program do rappers use to write down their lyrics?
A. Word.Yo.

Did you hear about the rapper who made an album while in prison? Unfortunately, everyone who bought it was jailed because now they had a criminal record.

Q. What did the rapper's car do at the disco?
A. A Brake Dance.

Q. Which music genre do chiropractors enjoy most?
A. Hip Pop.

Q. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
A. Fo' drizzle.

Q. What did Snoop Dogg say when his ho caught him cross dressing?
A. Ain't nothin' but a G-string, baby.

Q. Who is Han Solo's favorite rap artist?
A. Tupacca.

Q. Which rapper has small abdominal muscles?
A. 2Pac.

Q. What do you call an iguana that throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tile.

Q. What is the name of the fish rapper?
A. Swim Shady.

Q. Why didn't the fisherman make it big as a rap artist?
A. His lines were okay, but his hooks were de-bait-able.

Q. What sort of music do frogs and toadies croak about?
A. Hip hop.

Hip Hop Point to Ponder: If two vegan rappers dis each other, can you still call that a beef?

Q. Which kind of wild onions have rhyme and rhythm
A. Rap scallions.

Hip Hop Fact of the Day: Ludacris has hos in every area code except 911.

Q. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? A. Wrap music!Q. Which concert only costs 45 Cents? A. 50 Cent featuring Nickleback!Q. Who is Batman's favorite rapper? A. Lil Wayne!

Q. What does a rapper like in his drinks?
A. Ice Ice Baby.

Q. How much gum do rappers chew in a day?
A. 2Pac.

Q. Why didn't the rapper ever dine at the steakhouse?
A. He gots no beef with them.

Q. What did the rapper say when his bro asked to borrow a backpack?
A. He said he had Tupacs.

Q. Which rapper is always cold?
A. Ice Cube.

Q. What did the rapper have in common with the politician?
A. Both spit out incomprehensible bullshit!

Q. How is music like candy?
A. Ya toss the rappers.

Q. Why did the tween-age hip hop artist do an entire album about soap?
A. So that the lyrics would all be clean.

Q. Which marijuana song about raps it up?
A. High All the Time by 50 Cent.

Q. Which rapper can fart in numerous way?
A. 50 Scent.

Q. Which famous rapper is half black and half white?
A. 50 PerCent.

Q. What do you call 50 Cent after he gives his opinion about Eminem?
A. 48 Cent.

Q. Why did 50 Cent declare bankruptcy?
A. 'Cause he didn't have a dollar to his name.

Q. Why do rappers always wear so much fake gold jewelry?
A. Faux show!

Q. Which kind of fake hair do rappers who stutter use?
A. XXXtentions.

Q. What did Snoop Dogg say when Lil Wayne tried to buy 2Pac of Eminems?
A. That's just Ludicris.

Q. What is Gotham City's favorite hip hop classic?
A. Batman & Robin by Snoop Dogg.

Q. Which rap song does Metropolis want to beat up?
A. Superman by Eminem.

Q. What is it called when a rapper goes to the gym for a quick workout?
A. A Lil Pump.

Q. What does the rapper mom say to her son?
A. Come here, you 'lil shit.

Q. Which new Asian rapper is a bigger hit with the ladies than you'd expect?
A. 'Lil Wang.

Hip Hop Point to Ponder: Are there any medium rappers, or just Big and 'Lil?

Q. What is a rap fan in Arizona's favorite kind of weather?
A. A 'Lil Wayne.

Q. Which rapper has the smallest member?
A. 'Lil Dicky.

Why do gnomes make bad rappers? Gnome Rhyme, Ignor Reason!Q. Which ghoul is the best dancer? A. The boogie man!Big Ape Asks: What do Hip Hop artists do on Christmas? A. Un Wrap!

Q. What is the name of the hot new gnome hip hop duo?
A. Gnome Rhyme Gnor Reason.

Q. Why did the rapper go into farming?
A. Now he can produce his own beets.

Did you hear about the rapper who started a successful garden supply business? He's got hoes all over the city!

Q. Why do farmers make the best rappers?
A. 'Cause they have the freshest beets.

Q. What did the palm tree rapper call himself?
A. Slim Shady.

Q. What do rappers and gardeners have in common?
A. Both spend a lot of money on hoes.

Q. How many cigarettes do rappers smoke a day?
A. 2Pac.

Q. Why is zombie hip hop called rap music?
A. 'Cause the C fell off.

Q. What does a warlock farmer rap about?
A. Witches and hoes.

Q. Who is the most famous skeleton rapper?
A. Machine Gun Skelly.

Q. What's the most popular music genre of old folks?
A. Hip Pop.

Hip Hop Point to Ponder: If you meet a drunk in a bar who says he's a famous rapper, is that just Ludacris?

Q. Why did scientist decide to clone Chance the Rapper?
A. Because humanity deserves a second Chance.

Q. What are white mouse rappers called?
A. Vanilla Mice.

Q. Why do rappers hate President Trump?
A. 'Cause nothing rhymes with orange.

Q. What do you call a bald American icon that swoops down and throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tor.

Q. What is the hippest kind of fruit for rap artists?
A. Bae-nae-nae.

Q. What do you call a musically gifted elf?
A. A Christmas Rap Artist!

Q. What do mummies (and daddies) listen to on Christmas Eve?
A. Wrap Music!

Q. Who is the most famous Jewish rapper?
A. Dr. Dreidel.

Q. What's the difference between a pro wrapper and a professional rapper?
A. One is employed seasonally, and the other is just unemployed.

Q. What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
A. Hip hop.

Q. Which music genre does the Easter Bunny get down with?
A. Hip hop.

Q. Why did the mummy's album hit the Top 10 list?
A. 'Cause he had the tightest wraps!

Q. Which music genre gives hippopotami a bad rap?
A. Hippo-Hop.

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