| Q.
What's the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach
driver?
A. The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horse's
asses.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a donkey and a piano?
A. A Yam-Hee-Haw.
Q.
What do you call a donkey with a banjo?
A. Bluegr-ass.
Q.
Which new boy band only plays classical music for ewe?
A. The Baach Street Boys.
Q.
What happens when you sing country music backward?
A. Your wife and your dog come back.
Q.
What is a cat's favorite song?
A. Three Blind Mice.
Q.
Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing?
A. Pollen Oates. |
Q.
What is the missing link between the bass and an ape?
A. The baritone.
Q.
What do you call the homeless monkey in the orchestra's
woodwind section?
A. Oboe Bonobo Hobo.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A. A bear-faced lyre!
Q.
How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.
Q.
What game do cows play at parties?
A. Moo-sical Chairs.
Q.
What do cows do in their spare time?
A. Listen to moo-sic.
Q.
What do you call a bald American icon that swoops down and
throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tor.
Q.
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
A. Hip hop.
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Q.
Which insect really likes the piano?
A. Beethoven.
Q.
What's the name of the new film about a dog who plays the
piano?
A. Bitch Perfect.
Q.
What is even worse than lobsters on your piano?
A. Crabs on your organ!
Q.
Which good old goat still plays the piano, man?
A. Billy Joel.
Q.
What do you call an iguana that throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tile.
Musical
Fish Tip of the Day: To climb to the top of a tall piano,
you must scale it!
Q.
Which music genre does the Easter Bunny get down with?
A. Hip hop. |
