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Q. What is a cow's favorite musical note? A. Beef Flat!Q. What is the difference between a fish & a guitar? A. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!Q. Why did a woodwind player go fishing? A. He wanted to catch a bass soon!

Q. What do you call a group of alligators that get together to sing parody songs?
A. Pun-croc-ers!

Q. How do dogs listen to music out on long walks?
A. They use an iPaw-ed.

Q. What is it called when your dog, Beethoven, howls at classical music?
A. Baching up the wrong tree.

Q. What did the cow say when she heard somebody playing the guitar?
A. That's udderly good moo-sic!

Q. Which '70s rock band is a cow's favovite?
A. Moo-dy Blues.

Q. Which kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist.

Q. What is a fish's favorite TV game show?
A. Name That Tuna!

Q. Why are fish such great musicians?
A. They really know their scales.

Q. What kind of fish plays a very large fiddle?
A. Bass.

Q. What sort of music do frogs and toadies croak about?
A. Hip hop.

Q. How was the tenor frog's performance at the opera house?
A. Absolutely ribbeting.

Q. What's the most musical part of a fish?
A. The Scales.

Q. What is a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A. Bass drum.

Q. How are a tuna and a bass guitarist alike?
A. Both a tuna and a guitar player can be canned, but only the guitar player can dance the Can-can!

Q. Which music genre gives hippopotami a bad rap?
A. Hippo-Hop.

Q. What is the name of the all-skunk boy band?
A. The Back Streak Boys.

Q. What's the difference between a bull and a band? A. The bull has the orns in the front and the ass in the back!Q. Why did Mozart kill his chickens? A. They kept running around going: "Bach Bach Back!"Q. What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A. A Moo-Sician!

Q. What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. "Is it meat you're looking for?"

Q. What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. "My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill."

Q. Why shouldn't you teach your dog how to play the trumpet?
A. Because he'll go from barking to tooting, and who needs that stink?

Q. Why did the pony win the county fair's battle of the bands?
A. 'Cause he was a rocking horse!

Q. Which classical melody do Siamese cats like to listen to?
A. Fur Elise.

Q. Why do hummingbirds hum?
A. Because they don't know the words.

Q. What do you call a group of chickens all clucking in unison?
A. A Musical Hen-semble.

Q. Why do birds sing every morning?
A. 'Cause they don't have to commute to work!

Q. What do they call traditional singing chickens in the Alps?
A. Yolk-el-ers.

Q. How does a rooster do a rain dance?
A. He chants, "Cock-a-doodle-Dew!"

Q. How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Did you know that cows like Marvin Gaye? Yes, I heard it through the bovine.

Q. Which microscopic organism listens to classical music?
A. Bach-teria.

Q. What's even worse than a sick gopher on your piano?
A. A diseased beaver on your organ!

Q. Which band is Dumbo's least favorite?
A. Cage the Elephant.

Q. Why did the chicken join a band? A. Because it already had drumsticks!Fish Asks: Which pet makes the loudest noise? A. A Trumpet!Q. What kind of music do sheep like? A. Baach!

Q. What does a Grammy winning rooster sing?
A. Rocker-Doodle-Do!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bassoon recital.

Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul artist?
A. Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers!

Q. What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
A. Bee Flat!

Patient: I just can't stop singing, What's New Pussycat.
Shrink: You might have TJS, Tom Jones Syndrome.
Patient: Is that rare?
Shrink: It's not unusual.

Q. What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A. A snake in the brass!

Q. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
A. Something catchy!

Q. What do you call a fish that won't quit singing?
A. A big-mouthed bass.

Noteworthy Fact of the Day: Killer whales enjoy classical music so much that they form Orca-stras.

Q. Where do pirates keep singing seahorses?
A. In a coral choral corral.

Q. What is a nocturnal flying insect's favorite band?
A. Mothly Crue.

Q. Which bands do sheep like dancing to?
A. Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40.

Q. What is a sheep's favorite pop group?
A. The Pet Sheep Boys.

Q. Why do bagpipe players walk while they're playing?
A. To get away from the noise!

Q. How do you know you're a cheesy singer?
A. Your urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

Q. What game do cows play at parties?
A. Moo-sical Chairs.

Q. What do cows do in their spare time?
A. Listen to moo-sic.

Q. What do you call it if a classical composer falls off his horse but gets back on? A. Bach in the saddle again!Q. What is a locksmith's favorite band? A. The Monkees!Q. What's the difference between a piano and a tuna? A. You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Q. What's the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?
A. The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horse's asses.

Q. What do you get if you cross a donkey and a piano?
A. A Yam-Hee-Haw.

Q. What do you call a donkey with a banjo?
A. Bluegr-ass.

Q. Which new boy band only plays classical music for ewe?
A. The Baach Street Boys.

Q. What happens when you sing country music backward?
A. Your wife and your dog come back.

Q. What is a cat's favorite song?
A. Three Blind Mice.

Q. Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing?
A. Pollen Oates.

Q. What is the missing link between the bass and an ape?
A. The baritone.

Q. What do you call the homeless monkey in the orchestra's woodwind section?
A. Oboe Bonobo Hobo.

Q. What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A. A bear-faced lyre!

Q. How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.

Q. What game do cows play at parties?
A. Moo-sical Chairs.

Q. What do cows do in their spare time?
A. Listen to moo-sic.

Q. What do you call a bald American icon that swoops down and throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tor.

Q. What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
A. Hip hop.

Q. Which insect really likes the piano?
A. Beethoven.

Q. What's the name of the new film about a dog who plays the piano?
A. Bitch Perfect.

Q. What is even worse than lobsters on your piano?
A. Crabs on your organ!

Q. Which good old goat still plays the piano, man?
A. Billy Joel.

Q. What do you call an iguana that throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tile.

Musical Fish Tip of the Day: To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it!

Q. Which music genre does the Easter Bunny get down with?
A. Hip hop.

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