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Warning: For mature audiences. Brie Careful. Cheddar not hurt yourself laughing.
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What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read!"Should you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no gouda.Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!

Q. Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese?
A. He double Gloucester!

Q. Why didn't the cheese want to be sliced?
A. It had grater plans.

Hulking funny come-ons seems gnormal, but that's Brie-cause everybody else is crackers.

Strong aging cheese failed to medal at the olympics, because it tripped at the final curdle. Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'll be gorganzola and you be cheddar, 'cause gnirl, you are looking sharp tonight!Cheesy Joke: Somebody Threw Cheese at Me... Really Mature!

Q. What are cheese puffs made of?
A. Wotsit matter.

This punny come-on is only mildy funny.

Q. What does cheese like to drink?
A. Morbier.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over? 'Cause I'm feeling provolonely!My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and cheese, that I hate. It really is the grater of two evils!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!

The provo-bility of this cheesy come-on working is cheddar than 1 in 10.

Q. What do you call a cheese with curly hair?
A. Perm-esan.

It's gnormal to gnow cheddar is bedder.

Q. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? A. Moon PiCheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I hope that's nacho man over there!Cheesy Pun - To my sweetheart: My cooking got so much better since I fondue!

Q. Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?
A. No, but an Applewood.

Well, Cheese Whiz? That punny come-on gouda gone better.

Q. Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
A. Because she was getting Feta and Feta.

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