Point to Ponder: If you are what you eat, are you pizza?
When shouldn't you trust what your inner cheese is telling
A. When it's just too gouda to be true.
Come-On: Hey miss, why
just eat your curds and whey, when you
could have your way with me?
Point to Ponder: What does cheese say when it has its picture
Denver Broncos Cheesy Fact of the Day: Yes, horses do eat
cheese and other dairy products! Go Denver!
Which kind of cheese do the 76ers store in their lockeroom?
A. Philadelphia Cream Cheese.
When do Wisconsin Cheeseheads hate jokes about Swiss cheese?
A. Only when there are lots of holes in the Green Bay Packers'
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
wanna see if my cheese log is a muenster?
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I won't cut out while you're on
the dance floor 'cause I have grater plans for you.
like my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy! Pizza
jokes are key to an effective cheesy pick-up
locksmith come-ons seem normal,
but that's Brie-cause everybody else is safe crackers.
Hookup Line: Hey Colby,
let's hit the town tonight and listen to some R 'N Brie.