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Cheesy
Jokes, Gouda Puns, Lotsa Mozzarella LOLs
Munch
on dairy funny puns, cheesy laughs, gouda humor and smelly cheese jokes.
Cheese Puns, Dairy Funny Jokes, Cheesy Humor
(Because Cheesy Puns, Sharp
Humor, and Aged Cheese Jokes Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream With Wine!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Curdling humor, gouda puns, and holy punny
cheese jokes ahead.
| Cheesy Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | Cheesy
Pick-Up| Lines | 2 |
| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | Corny
Jokes | Foodie Jokes |
| Wine Jokes, Vintage Vino Puns | Cocktail
Hour Jokes | Smelly Jokes | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
Sometimes
the mousy guy does get the cheesy date.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: By the whey
girl, you curd never frighten my muffet away.
Q.
Why did the cheesemonger quit his job?
A. He said, "I just Camembert it any longer."
Q.
Why did the cheese get so fat?
A. Because it never whey-ed itself. |
This
Cheesy joke has nothing to do with cheese, but that's not
the hole story. Now she lives in Wisconsin and is
gainfully employed.
Q.
Which kind of cheese can you find at church?
A. Swiss cheese, because it's so hole-y.
Q.
Why was the cheesemonger sad after her coworker went home
for the day.
A. She said, "I hate being all on Mahon."
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A
stone and a cheese were having a fight. The cheese was winning,
but the Roquefort back.
Q.
Which kind of cheese can you use to hide a horse?
A. Mascapone.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey Brie,
did you just say "Cheese?" 'Cause I have
a big smile on my face. |
The
cheesy date is hoping to have his whey
with her.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl,
let's get a whey tonight and spend the night at
my cottage.
Q.
What did cottage cheese say to cheddar?
A. You are looking sharp! |
Cheesy
Pun of the Day and a grate joke that has nothing to do with
cheese.
Q.
Who is the cheesiest vocalist?
A. Brie-yonce.
Q.
Which kind of cheese now has curly hair?
A. Perm-esan.
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He really should curd his enthusiasm along the whey to a
cheesy hookup.
Q.
How do you make goat cheese?
A. Ewe's milk!
Q.
What happened when a freak tornado wiped out the Wisconsin
cheese warehouse?
A. Nothing but de Brie was left in the whey. |
Q.
How good is a Coney Island gyro?
A. Feta than sex.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons about cheese, does that
mean you're laugh-tose intolerant?
Q.
What do you say after some jerk throws cheese at you?
A. How Dairy! |
What
a cheesy charge! But, at her age, she shoulda known Feta.
Cheddar luck next time, Brie!
Q.
Which music genre do cheesemongers really eat up?
A. R 'n Brie.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey Brie
you're cheddar off without Jack, so would you be my date
tonight?
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Q.
Why was the cheesy comedian so good?
A. Because his act was pure crackers!
Q.
Which game does cheese play when visiting Las Vegas?
A. Roule-ette.
Cheese
Plate Come-On Line: Hey
girl, I'd let you pick me up with your fingers. |
Q:
What tune do profitable cheese makers rock out to on Halloween?
A. The Muenster Mash!
Q.
Why did the cheese souffle fail to medal at the summer Olympics?
A. Because it fell at the final curdle.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
have you been on the skim mozzarella diet? 'Cause you do
not need to cheddar few pounds. |
Q.
Which kinds of cheese can fly?
A. Curds of prey.
My
wife was preparing lunch today, so she asked, "Honey,
where's the cheese grater?" I replied, "Some would
say France, others would say Wisconsin. It depends on your
personal preference."
Q.
What do you call cheese without crackers?
A. Crackalackin.
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Never
take what a chef says at face value, because they're great
at cooking up really cheesy
come-ons.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey baby,
I can tempt you with lots o' Mozzarella along with
meat balls.
Q.
When should you take a grain of salt with cheese that flatters
you?
A. When it's too Gouda to be true. |
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Cheesy Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes
| 1 | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Cheesy
Pick-Up Lines | 2 |
| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Foodie LOLs |
| Wine Jokes and Vintage Vino Puns |
2 | 3
| Cocktail Hour Jokes | 2
| 3 | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes, Culinary Beats | Gnome Chef Jokes
| Chef Come-Ons |
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes
| 2 |
| Corny Jokes | Smelly
Jokes | Fart Jokes | Holy
Humor | Moon Jokes | Cheese
Pizza Jokes |
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