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Wine Lovers Tip of the Day: All you need is love ... And
a bottle of wine!
Wine
Lovers Thought of the Day: I've got joy in my heart and
a glass of merlot in my hand. Coincidence?
Wine
Lovers Point to Ponder: How Merlot can you go?
Q.
How does James Bond like his wine?
A. Swirled, and not shaken.
Did
you hear about the fellow who got a bottle of fine wine
for his mother-in-law? He thought that was a fair trade.
I
drink coffee because I need it, and I drink wine because
I deserve it! |
She:
I love you so much, I could never live without you.
He: Is that you talking, or the wine?
She: It's me, talking to the wine!
Q.
What did the vintage say when it won the race?
A. Cheers! I'm number wine!
Q.
How do wine lovers hear about the lastest connoisseur vintage?
A. Through the grapevine.
Q.
Why are Interlaken grapes ever lonely?
A. Because they hang out in bunches.
Bartender
Fact of the Day: Wise men drink wine. Budweiser men drink
beer.
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Vino
Point to Ponder: If you can't be with the one you love,
why not just love the wine your with?
Wine
Lovers Thought of the Day: It's a vine day for a glass
of wine!
Wine
Whine: Unlike milk, it is okay to cry over spilled wine.
Q.
In which spot did the Riesling finish the race?
A. Number wine!
Drunken
Grape Point to Ponder: Is every raisin in that trail mix
a tragic tale of a grape that didn't have the opportunity
to become wine? |
