BEER: Brew, Enjoy, Empty, Repeat.

Q. Why should they allow beer drinking at work?
A. Beer is an incentive to show up.

A. The answer is BEER! Nobody ever cares what the question is!

Blonde: Can domestic beer make you smarter?
Brunette: Well, it made Bud wiser.

Liquid Courage Action of the Day: I saved some beer today. It was trapped in a bottle.

Q. What did the craft brewer say when he tasted his best beer ever?
A. This brew is wort its weight in gold!

Give a man a beer and he wastes an hour. But, teach him how to brew and he wastes a lifetime.

Q. Why should they allow beer drinking at the workplace?
A. It encourages car pooling.

Crafty Ale Mantra: Save the Earth! It's the only planet with beer!

Q. What did the blonde leave the Broncos tailgating party crying?
A. Because they ran out of Coors Light in left-handed cans.

Q. How can a Pabst drinker tell twelve beers is enough?
A. It'll feel like 1 2 many.

Q. What does beer say to the guy who tells tall tales?
A. Cool story, Brew!

Deja Brew: Haven't we been to this beer bar before?

Beer Troubleshooting: If your feet are wet and cold, the glass is being held at an incorrect angle. Rotate glass so open end points toward ceiling.

Don't cry over spilled milk. It could have been beer!

Q. What happened when the guy got hit in the head with a beer bottle?
A. It didn't break the skin, but it did leave a nasty brews.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beers are always into football season!

Beer Deep Thought of the Day: Never look at your beer as half empty. Look at it as you're half way to your next beer.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because. BEER!

Beer Label Warning: Consuming too much beer may lead you to believe you can sing, when you clearly cannot.

Money can't buy happiness. Wrong! Yes it can, if it's used to buy beer!

Beer Marketing Fact of the Day: Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Beer Wisdom: I'd rather be full of beer than full of sh*t.

Q. Why did the guy go to the brew pub to think before quitting his job?
A. Because he needed to draft a letter of resignation...

Q. What was the one-legged pirate's job at the brewery?
A. He was in charge of the hops.

Brewed Point to Ponder: Beer runs. Does that count as exercise?

Q. How does the great flavor get in beer?
A. It hops in there.

Beer Point to Ponder: If you call your kids Lager and Guinness, will your wife be Bitter?

Reverse Psychology Brew Pub Pick Up Line: Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't ask silly questions!

A gnome walks into the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry, I can serve you. You're a little drunk."

Heady Beer Point to Ponder: To some, it's just a six-pack. To others, it's a support group!

Beer Label Warning: Consuming too much beer may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and undies.

An amnesiac walks into a brew pub. He asks the beer-tender, "Do I come here often?"

I give in to Beer Pressure.

Q. Why was the auto mechanic at the brew pub earlier than usual today?
A. Because he tankard with some clunker all day, to no av-ale.

Brewed Point to Ponder: There are no strong beers, only weak men.

Beer Troubleshooting: If your feet are warm and wet. It must be improper bladder control, so stand next to the nearest dog and complain about bad housetraining.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't tell you to go mow the lawn.

Beer Positive Sentiment of the Day: Don't worry, be hoppy!

Q. When should you put oranges in your beer?
A. Only once in a Blue Moon.

Beer Troubleshooting: If the floor is moving, you must be being carried out. Find out if you're being taken to another bar.

Q. What did the new craft brewer say when he bottled his very first batch?
A. Let's just hop for the best.

A Good Thought from Your Beer: Ale's well that ends well.

Q. Why did the talkative blonde order the house draft beer for the whole table?
A. Because a pitcher is worth a thousand words!

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer is always easy to pick up.

Q. Why do hairy men love Colorado craft beer pubs during No Shave November?
A. Because in Denver, that's Novem-Beered.

Spilling a full beer is the adult equivalent of a child letting go of a helium balloon.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Beer understands.

A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!

Brew Pub Fact of the Day: Men do make passes at girls with empty glasses.

Q. Why is Colorado craft beer so popular throughout the United States?
A. Because Americans believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hoppiness.

Anyone who says that beer is a depressant isn't drinking enough of it!

Q. How can you spot a Redneck Jedi at a bar?
A. He opened his bottle of Budweiser with a lightsaber.

Beer doesn't turn people into somebody they're not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.

Clue You're Drinking a Crude Craft Beer: The label boasts it's made of roasted Harley and Plops.

An infinite number of mathematicians walked into a bar. First ordered a pint, second ordered a half-pint, third ordered a quarter-pint. Bartender gave them 2 pints and said, "You math geeks don't know your limit."

Q. How do you know you've encountered a Redneck Jedi?
A. He uses his R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

Q. What is the name of the new beer pub across from the gym?
A. The Six-Pack.

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up the peace sign to the bartender and asks for five beers.

We'd love to make up more puns about ficticious funny craft beer names, but no joke, the dumbest puns we came up with are already actual craft beer names!

Sigh, it's ale in a day's work.

Q. What is the beer limit while watching Star Wars?
A. Only one Peroni.

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