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Q. Why do lemons wear suntan lotion? A. Because they peel!
One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!
Happy Mud Day! More coffee please
Q. Why di the lemon go out with a prune? A. She couldn't find a date!
Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
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What do aliens put on their toast? Space Jam!

 


Yellow Color Puns, Golden Jokes, Brown Humor
Mellow out with yellow puns, gold tone giggles, brown out humor and burnt brown jokes.

Yellow Jokes, Gold Humor, Toasted Brown Puns
(Because #1 Puns and #2 Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Going Bananas Over Golden Humor!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Mellow yellow jokes, gold'n brown grins, and yellow-bellied amber ale puns ahead.
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Q. What is a cool banana's favorite song? A. Melllo Yellow!Gorilla asks: What is yellow and goes Bzzzzzz? A. An electric banana!Q. What do bananas say when they answer the phone? A. Yellow!

Scientists believe that the Yellowstone super volcano is overdue for an eruption, and they're calling it Eruptile Dysfunction.

Q. Why is sperm white and urine yellow?
A. So that men can tell if they're coming or going!

Q. Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.

Q. Can bees fly during a torrential Colorado rain storm?
A. Not without their yellow jackets.

Q. What is a frozen banana's favorite song?
A. Yellow by Cold Play.

Q. Why is #1 yellow?
A. Because it's afraid of #2!

Q. What is yellow and always points to the north?
A. A magnetic banana.

Q. What is yellow and writes?
A. A ball-point banana. Wow, that's remarkable!

Q. Why did the traffic lights flash yellow?
A. They were programmed by a blonde!

Q. What do you get if you cross a yellow mummy with a green mummy?
A. A golden moldy!

Q. What does it sound like when a colorful telephone answers?
A. Green, Green. Yellow?

Q. How do artists greet each other?
A. Yellow!

Q. How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
A. Yellow?

Q. How did another scaredy-cat answer the phone?
A. Yellow? Mew's There?

Q. What does a banana holler from a mountain top?
A. Yellow down there!

Chimp asks: Why couldn't the banan yell HI? A. It could only YELLOW!Dijon Vu: The Same Mustard As Before. OUCH!Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of Tequila!

Q. What do soccer players send out during the holidays?
A. Yellow cards.

Q. What did the yellow lemon say to the green lime?
A. Sour you doing?

Zesty Fruit Fact of the Day: Did you know that yellow lemons and green limes like to fight? Yes, they're bitter rivals.

Q. What is yellow on the outside, but green on the inside?
A. A cucumber wearing a banana costume.

Q. What is a banana's favorite pick-up line?
A. Yellow, You!

Your teeth are so yellow. I can't believe they're not butter.

Q. What happens if you cross Spider-Man with an ear of yellow corn?
A. You get cobwebs!

Q. Which pop and soul superstar adores fish, especially yellowfin, bluefin, and albacore?
A. Tuna Turner.

Q. Why did the green light turn yellow in Aspen, Colorado during October?
A. Because it was autumn.

Patient: I have yellow eyes. What should I do?
Jokester Eye Doc: Wear a brown suit.

Q. Why did the yellow fruit have transportation problems?
A. Because its car was a lemon.

Q. Which is a citrus fruit's favorite crayon color?
A. Lemon Yellow.

Q. Why did the lemon hide from the bully?
A. Because it was yellow.

Q. Which NBC sitcom character is a yellow fruit's favorite?
A. Liz Lemon.

Q. What did the lemon say when it answered the phone?
A. Yellow.

Hulk Says: When I asked my girl if she wanted a ring made of silver or gold, she said either ore!Q. What do you call solid god bananas? A. A bunch of money!ET Chef Asks: Why did the blonde chef shave the peaches? A. Because the recipe called for nectarines!

Q. What did the craft brewer say when he tasted his best beer ever?
A. This brew is wort its weight in gold!

Q. How can you remember the periodic table symbols for silver and gold?
A. If somebody tries to steal you silver, you say, "A G, I lost my silver." But if someone tries to take your gold you'd say, "A U, gimme back my gold!"

Q. What did the Terminator say when he visited the Rocky Mountain Spring Water brew pub in Golden, Colorado?
A. Bud, I'll Be Bock!

Q. What is a pirate's favorite color?
A. Gold.

Q. Who would try to steal fool's gold?
A. A pyrite!

Q. What is the golden rule for cows?
A. Do unto udders as you would have udder do to you.

Q. What do you call a seaman who tries to steal sunken fool's gold?
A. A sea pyrite.

Idaho Springs Patient: I keep painting myself gold.
Bakerville Shrink: Oh, don't worry. It's just a gilt complex.

Urologists have been blessed with golden opportunities, know how to go with the flow, and make the lives of their patients a wee bit better.

Q. Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
A. He was a rotten apple.

Q. Which type of apple do pirates seek out and search for?
A. Jonagold.

Q. What did scientists get when they crossed a chicken and a golden retriever?
A. A fowl bitch.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. Your Golden Retriever puppy named Seven, assimilates dog food, slippers, underware and everything else.

Q. What is the plumbing in the bathroom at the police station made of?
A. Copper.

Q. How do you describe the sci-fi planet with a pale yellowish brown atmosphere?
A. Ocher-worldly.

Q. What does a Whovian say when he's got a chance to snuff out a Cyberman?
A. It's my golden moment!

Q. What do Cybermen keep as pets?
A. Metallic silverfish called cyber mats. And, never goldfish!

Q. How does Cupid deal with a Cyberman on Valentine's Day?
A. He just shoots him with a golden arrow.

Q. What happened to the goldfish that went bankrupt?
A. Now it's a bronzefish.

Q. Which kind of pet fish do pirates prefer?
A. Goldfish!

A goldfish walks into a brew pub and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water."

Q. Why did the green light turn amber in October?
A. Because it was fall.

Q. What is brown and sounds like a bell? A. DungMy friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.An optometrist asked a guy if his eyes had ever been checked. The guy replied, "No, they've always been brown!"

Q. What kind of car does a proctologist drive?
A. A brown Probe!

Q. What is it called when your blue jeans turn brown?
A. Dung-arees.

Q. Why should you never say hello to a brown bear's ass?
A. 'Cause you'll meet a grizzly end!

Q. Why do brown bears have sticky fur?
A. Because they use honey combs!

Q. What do hungry Colorado brown bears call campers in sleeping bags?
A. Soft Tacos!

Q. What do you call a group of brown Colorado mountain bruins that are cracking each other up?
A. A bear-all of laughs.

Q. What is brown and hidden behind the wall?
A. Humpty's dump.

Q. What is a pig's favorite color?
A. Mahogany!

Q. What is the difference between toilet paper and toast?
A. Toast is brown on both sides.

Q. What did the brown bread say to the slice of ham?
A. Rye Me?

Q. Which kind of brown artisan bread does a bard baker create?
A. Poet-rye.

Q. Why didn't the Arctic pirate get any sleep last night?
A. Because he accidentally plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night.

Q. Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?
A. She wanted chocolate milk.

Q. Why does it take so long for the Colorado highway crew to clean all the brown slime off I70 after a big mudslide?
A. Because its oozier said than done!

Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the Dark Side.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do van-driving retro guys in Morrison drink?
A. Brown Eyed Ale.

Q. Which famous shoe salesman joined the police force?
A. Buster Brown.

Q. Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A. Because he was a paleontologist!

Q. Where does hot sh*t stay in downtown Denver?
A. The Brown Palace Hotel.

Brown Palace Hotel Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?
Hotel Clerk: Well, you said you wanted the best sweet in the house.

Q. What does a rancher name his brown cow?
A. Pat.

Drunken Asshole Words of the Day: I like my women like I like my whiskey light brown, from the South, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions.

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