What did the craft brewer say when he tasted his best beer
A. This brew is wort its weight in gold!
How can you remember the periodic table symbols for silver
A. If somebody tries to steal you silver, you say, "A
G, I lost my silver." But if someone tries to take
your gold you'd say, "A U, gimme back my gold!"
What did the Terminator say when he visited the Rocky Mountain
Spring Water brew pub in Golden, Colorado?
A. Bud, I'll Be Bock!
What is a pirate's favorite color?
Who would try to steal fool's gold?
A. A pyrite!
What is the golden rule for cows?
A. Do unto udders as you would have udder do to you.
What do you call a seaman who tries to steal sunken fool's
A. A sea pyrite.
Springs Patient: I keep painting myself gold.
Bakerville Shrink: Oh, don't worry. It's just a gilt complex.
have been blessed with golden opportunities, know how to
go with the flow, and make the lives of their patients a
wee bit better.
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
A. He was a rotten apple.
Which type of apple do pirates seek out and search for?
What did scientists get when they crossed a chicken and
a golden retriever?
A. A fowl bitch.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. Your Golden Retriever puppy named Seven, assimilates
dog food, slippers, underware and everything else.
What is the plumbing in the bathroom at the police station
How do you describe the sci-fi planet with a pale yellowish
What does a Whovian say when he's got a chance to snuff
out a Cyberman?
A. It's my golden moment!
What do Cybermen keep as pets?
A. Metallic silverfish called cyber mats. And, never goldfish!
How does Cupid deal with a Cyberman on Valentine's Day?
A. He just shoots him with a golden arrow.
What happened to the goldfish that went bankrupt?
A. Now it's a bronzefish.
Which kind of pet fish do pirates prefer?
goldfish walks into a brew pub and looks at the bartender.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says,
Why did the green light turn amber in October?
A. Because it was fall.