the first hamburger press was invented and became successful,
the inventor was given a patty on the back.
you hear about the waiter who was 6'8" tall? He handled
all the tall orders.
What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hamburger puns.
lines at the fast food counter cause wait gain.
you hear about the new drive-thru restaurant for golfers?
They insist upon putting greens on all their courses!
I meant to serve you a plain burger. No bun intended...
– Some Cheesy Stand-Up Comedian.
Where do people who have eaten too many Big Macs go in the
harried hamburger chef was so worried about the grill, that
he put everything else on the back burner.
What did the hungry computer eat for lunch?
A. Chips, one byte at a time.