Travel Jokes, Traffic Puns, On the Road Humor
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Road Trip Jokes, Traffic Humor, Exhausting Puns
(Because Fast-Moving Jokes
Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Stuck in
Traffic or Need a Tow Truck!)
| Traffic Jokes, Road Trip LOLs |
Car Puns | Auto
Mechanic Jokes | Commute Jokes
| Bicycle Puns |
| Motorcycle Jokes | Gnome
Biker | Air Travel Jokes | Mile
High Club Jokes | Uber, Taxi Jokes
| Travel Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | World
Traveler Jokes | British Travel Puns |
USA State Jokes |
| Space Travel Jokes | Time
Traveler Jokes | On Time Puns |
Sea Travel Jokes | 2 | Train
Why wasn’t the new traffic signal installed yet?
A. They were waiting for city officials to give it the green
What do you get when two giraffes collide at very high speed?
A. Giraffic Jam!
Why should you tell an asphalt joke before you tell a dirt
A. Because that always paves the way to the big
Why was the squirrel late for work?
A. Traffic was nuts.
Riddle: Why is the best way to avoid holiday traffic to
just stay home?
Why are mountains the most fun place to go on your road
A. Because they're hill areas!
What happened to the guy who found himself on the road to
A. After he drove over the pothole to Hell, he had to call
roadside assistance from Hell. OUCH!
What do paleontologists call it when a truck full of dinosaur
bones has a wreck on the way to the museum?
A. A Jurassic Jam!
Why did the blonde hate the road?
A. It was driving her crazy!
Why is just sitting in traffic a bad idea?
A. Because you will get run over!
Point to Ponder: If you break the speed limit, can you fix
Why does it take so long for the highway crew to clean off
all the slime after a big mudslide?
A. Because its oozier said than done!
If you're hiking in Colorado and find a fork in the road,
what should you do?
A. Stop for lunch!
What song do traffic signals like to hear from car radios?
A. Stop in the Name of Love.
cops in a squad car crash into a tree. One turns to the
other and says, "Wow, this is the fastest we've ever
gotten to the accident site."
What did the car say after it crashed?
A. Ouch, that was wheely unfortunate.
What do you call a road that's oddly elastic and springy?
A. Highway rubbery.
Why did the green light turn amber in October?
A. Because it was fall.
Why was the blonde just standing in the middle of the busy
A. The Walk sign changed to Don't Walk, so she
Why did the traffic signal turn red?
A. You would too, if you had to change in the middle of
What do you call driving on backcountry roads with the high
beams on at night?
A. A bright idea.
Why did the traffic signal turn green?
A. It wanted to GO eco-friendly.
Trip Laugh of the Day: My parents said I was born on the
highway. Apparently, that's where most accidents happen.
Who wrote the book, I Got Hit By A Car?
A. Jay Walker.
the rise of self-driving vehicles, isn't it just a matter
of time before we hear a country song where the guy's truck
leaves him, too?
Point to Ponder: If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
What kind of vehicle does a skeleton drive?
A. A Zamboni!
What do you call the racing spot in town?
A. The main drag.
How do you know you are old?
A. Your first car was a covered wagon.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta when it runs out of gas?
A. Ford Siesta.
What happened to the guy who broke his left arm and left
leg in a car accident?
A. He's alright now.
Which kind of car does a la crosse player drive to the game?
A. A Dodge.
Which town only has roads teeming with tire-snagging depressions?
A. The Holey City.
What's the best way to get back on your feet?
A. Miss a few car payments...
Why did the police officer cry after making the arrest?
A. It was a moving violation.
Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns?
A. For the fun of it, plus they obviously weren't wearing
Why did the cop ticket the computer?
A. Because it was speeding along the information highway!
Why are asphalt jokes so funny?
A. 'Cause they pave the road to laughter.
What kind of car does a proctologist drive?
A. A brown Ford Probe.
Travel Points to Ponder: If you run behind your car, you'll
get exhausted. If you walk in front of a car, you'll get
Travel Point to Ponder: If you have a dream about a car,
will you wake up exhausted?
How did the blonde nurse define a triple bipass?
A. A very complicated freeway on ramp.
What happens when a plaster delivery truck wrecks and spills
a load during rush hour?
A. You get stucco in traffic.
What is the difference between five bags of trash and a
A. There is no Ferrari in my garage.
When is a Ferrari faster than a Tesla?
A. When it's falling off a cliff.
Why do chicken coups have two doors?
A. Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans!
blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver
Left," so they started crying and went home.
What do you call a pig that weaves all over the highway?
A. A Road Hog!
What kind of motor vehicle do pigs drive?
A. Pig-up trucks!
What does a cowboy call bad directions from a cow?
A. A bum steer.
Road Trip Jokes and Traffic Humor
| Car Puns | Auto
Mechanic Jokes | Bicycle Jokes,
Bike Puns |
What happens if you run in front of a car?
A. You get tired.
Riddle to Ponder on the Road: Why do children in the back
seat of a car cause accidents, but accidents in the back
seat cause children?
Riddle: How can you learn to drive a stick-shif if you can't
find a manual?
What's the difference between a dead lawyer on the road
and a dead skunk on the road?
A. Skid marks lead up to the skunk!
What did the jack say to the hot car?
A. Can I give you a lift?
Pick-Up Line: Hey Hotrod,
can I give you a lift?
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Point to Ponder: Children in back seats of cars cause accidents,
but accidents in the back seat of cars cause children.
What might a fork in the road lead to?
A. A flat tire!
Which movie Jim Carrey movie was filmed in Denver?
A. Me, Myself, and I25.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
What do you have if your car's motor is in flames?
A. A Fire Engine!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to stretch her legs!
| Motorcycle Jokes
| Biker Gnome Jokes | Taxi,
Cab, Uber, Limo Jokes | Train
Travel Jokes |
| Air Travel Jokes, Airport Humor
| Mile High Club Jokes |
Sea Trip Puns | 2 | Gnome
Travel Jokes |
| Travel Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | World
Traveler Jokes | British Travel Jokes
| USA State Jokes |
| Space Travel Puns | Time
Traveler Humor | On Time Jokes | Redneck
Jokes, Good Ol' Boy LOLs |
| Cross the Road Jokes | Why
Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | Sci-Fi
Crossed the Road | 2 |
| Colorado Commuter Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Mile High Denver Jokes
| Colorado Tourism Jokes |
| You Might Be From Colorado If...
| Mountain Jokes | Hipster
Humor | Painful Groaner Jokes |
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run-down jokes, and tired
painful puns to keep you rolling
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Blonde Jokes | Brew
Pub Puns | Chef Jokes | Cocktail
Jokes | Fashion Humor | Fitness
Jokes | Grizzly Jokes |
| Light Bulb Jokes | Music
Puns | Outer Space Puns |
Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes | Psychic Jokes | Red
| Religion Jokes | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Sports Jokes | Traffic
Ticket Jokes | Turf Jokes |
Weather Puns | Weed
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