What song do traffic signals like to hear from car radios?
A. Stop in the Name of Love.
cops in a squad car crash into a tree. One turns to the
other and says, "Wow, this is the fastest we've ever
gotten to the accident site."
What did the car say after it crashed?
A. Ouch, that was wheely unfortunate.
What do you call a road that's oddly elastic and springy?
A. Highway rubbery.
Why did the green light turn amber in October?
A. Because it was fall.
Why was the blonde just standing in the middle of the busy
A. The Walk sign changed to Don't Walk, so she
Why did the traffic signal turn red?
A. You would too, if you had to change in the middle of
What do you call driving on backcountry roads with the high
beams on at night?
A. A bright idea.
Why did the traffic signal turn green?
A. It wanted to GO eco-friendly.
Trip Laugh of the Day: My parents said I was born on the
highway. Apparently, that's where most accidents happen.
Who wrote the book, I Got Hit By A Car?
A. Jay Walker.
the rise of self-driving vehicles, isn't it just a matter
of time before we hear a country song where the guy's truck
leaves him, too?