How did the hot new sod company describe its approach to
getting more business?
A. Grass roots.
How can you tell a horny gnome has been using your lawn
A. Your astro-turf welcome mat has been trimmed into a come
How does a short cow in tall grass feel?
A. Udderly tickled.
Point to Ponder: When the lawn care guy went broke, could
he take out a loam?
Rap of the Day: Sedges, like hedges have edges. Grasses,
like asses, have holes...
What did the dandelion seed head say to razz the gardener?
A. Blow me!
Who wrote the casual turf care book, Make a Wish on
A. Dan D. Lyon.
Why did the anemic guy decide that all the lawns on earth
should be cut in a square pattern?
A. He mow globe in cells.
What do gardeners call a dessert pastry topped by fresh
A. Pie ala mowed!
Why did the new e-grass invented by a subsidiary of Tesla
A. Because it had an e-lawn musky odor.
What is the perfect summer weekend morning?
A. When the sky is blue, flowers are blooming, bees are
buzzing, birds are singing and your neighbor's lawn mower
Funny Lawn Care Trivia: Did you know the cheetah is faster