| Q.
Why is the body of that particular plant considered vulgar?
A. Because it's a thallic symbol.
Q.
Why did a Brontosaurus devour the factory?
A. Because they were plant eaters.
Q.
What do plant cheerleaders say to encourage their garden
plants?
A. We're rooting for you!
Backyard
Botany Point to Ponder: With fronds like this, who needs
anemones?
Q.
Where do they make strawberries?
A. At the strawberry plant.
Q.
Which kind of flower generates energy?
A. A power plant.
Plant
Lovers Pick Up Line: Are
you a botanist? 'Cause I'm lichen you!
Today's
Gardening Fact: You can't plant flowers, if you've haven't
botany. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a blooming garden
plant?
A. A collie-flower!
Q.
What is a skeleton's favorite garden plant?
A. A bone-zai tree.
Q.
What's a skeleton's favorite woody plant?
A. A spine tree.
Q.
What do you call the specialized terminology used by botanists
who study frond-bearing plants
A. Fern-acular.
Q.
Where do young garfen plants go to school?
A. Kinder-garden.
Gardener
Parenting Point to Ponder: If you yell at your plants instead
of talking to them, would they still grow, only to be troubled
and insecure?
Q.
What did the Monarch ask the plants in the butterfly garden?
A. Got milkweed?
|
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job making furniture out of plants?
A. Because it was no bed of roses.
Q.
What do you call swampy plant and animal life in Louisiana?
A. Bayou Diversity.
Did
you hear about the successful bonzai plant grower? His next
project is a miniature golf course.
Q.
What do you call the large hill where baby animals and plant
sprouts flourish?
A. The Mountain of Youth.
Q.
What do chickens grow on?
A. Eggplants!
Plant
Lovers Pick Up Line: Hey
baby, is your name Fern" 'Cause I am growing frond
of you.
Q.
What do allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like
flower plants?
A. An aster-risk. |
