What do you call a retired veggie?
A. A has bean.
Waiter, what is this?
Waiter: It's bean soup.
Customer: I don't care what it's been. What is it now?
Why do some fungi have to pay for two seats on a plane?
A. Because they take too mushroom.
What is it called when somebody minces vegetables after
a long delay?
A. Finally chopped.
What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate
A. A three peas suit.
Fact of the Day: Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegetarian
brother? His name is Brocco Lee.
Which kind of vegetable do librarians like most?
A. Quiet Peas!
What kind of salad can you buy at a gas station convenience
A. Regular and un-lettuced .
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A. There are too many ears!
Why was the corn odering the cabbage around?
A. 'Cause it was the Kernel.
What do you say to compliment a vegetable gardener?
A. Smashing Pumpkins!
What do you call a fast fungi?
A. A mush vroom!
you know that cheap olive oil gets a lot of bad press?