| Every
oven in the greasy spoon restaurant was broken, so the diners
got a raw deal.
The
guy who recommended this restaurant to me had no reservations.
Q.
What did the world championship hot dog eater do after he
lost the last competition?
A. He had to eat his pride. |
Funny
Fast Food Tip of the Day: Never make eye contact with anybody
while you're eating a hot dog.
"This
hot dog is fantastic," Pat said frankly. (That's what
she said!)
Q.
What does a hot dog go camping in?
A. A Wiener-Bago!
|
Q.
What did the hot dog say to the movie casting director?
A. Let me be Frank.
Hey,
are you lookin' at my wiener?
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job at the hot dog factory?
A. 'Cause the work was the wurst! |
