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Bite into funny taco jokes, cheesy nacho puns, chile pepper humor, and all salsa laughs.

Tex-Mex Jokes, Red Hot Puns, Chili Humor
(Because Cafeteria Food Fights Could Never Be Mainstream Enough in Both English and Spanish!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Hot Tex-Mex humor may cause gas – but it's worth the risk!
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What do you call cheese that acts crazy? Basket QuesoYou might be from Colrado if homemade salsa is the base of your food pyramid!Q. Where are the best tacos served? A. In the Gulp of Mexico!

Q. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?
A. A Macho Nacho.

Q. Why can't you trust a burrito?
A. Because it might spill the beans.

"I hate tacos," said no Juan ever.

Q. How do Colorado chefs deal with cold weather?
A. They just turn up the SHU (Scoville Heat Units) in tonight's chile verde!

Q. What is the weather forecast in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in the salsa.
Waiter: Oh, don't worry. The spider in your taco will get him.

Q. What is the name of the crazy fun new Mexican restaurant in east-central Texas?
A. Waco Taco.

We'd tell another tortilla joke, but it would be really corny.

Q. What does a depressed tortilla say?
A. I don't wanna taco bout it.

Q. Why don't skeletons like Tacos?
A. 'Cause they just don't have the stomach for it.

Q. What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
A. Tear Gas!

Q. What do you call a small donkey?
A. A burrito.

You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!Chimp Chef Says: Yowza! It's Taco Tuesday!Q. Why should you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A. In queso emergency

Q. What is the lunch menu in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.

Q. What is a spicy taco's favorite movie?
A. Catch Me If You Cayenne.

Customer: Waiter, is this a joke? This isn't a burrito. It has a hamburger bun.
Waiter: We're sorry. No bun intended.

Q. Which Tex-Mex chef wrote the hot new book, Cooking Up Spicy Meals?
A. Kai Anne Pepper.

I eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, voila! another taco!

Q. What did the taco say to the guacamole?
A. Avacado crush on you!

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my taco.
Waiter: Yeah, they can't handle the spicy jalapenos.

Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat. They just want to read the pepper and spend some thyme by their shell.

Q. Which Tex-Mex food is really small?
A. An inch-ilada.

Super Saver Groan of the Day: A guy got gas for $1.99 today! Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

A guy has an addiction to cheddar cheese. It's only mild, though.

Q. What do you call people who avoid healthy fats?
A. Avacodon'ts.

Alien Chef Says: Zoz! It's Tasty Tuesday!Cooking Pun: I just wrote a song about tortillas, actually it's more of a wrap.Q. What do yu call a Jedi who loves tacos? A. Obi-Juan Kenobi!

Q. Why did the space alien go to the doctor after eating Hatch chiles on his visit to Roswell?
A. 'Cause he was feelin' a little green.

LGM Alien Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men prefer Hatch chile from New Mexico, or Colorado's Pueblo chiles?

Q. What is the slogan at the new Mexican restaurant?
A. Seven days without a taco makes one weak.

Q. What do you call a dangerous burrito?
A. Gangsta Wrap.

Q. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
A. For the extra bread.

Customer: Waiter, will my tostada be long?
Waiter: No sir, it will be round.

I'd tell another quesadilla joke, but it would be really cheesy.

Q. Who serves food at the Star Wars Taco Bell?
A. Darth Waiter.

Have you tried the Wookie Steak Taco? I hear it's a little Chewie.

Alien Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men in Roswell prefer chile verde?

Alien Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men in Four Corners, Colorado prefer chile Mesa Verde?

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, it's too bad I'm nacho date tonight!Pot of salsa says: You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!

Q. What did the soft shell taco say when it wanted to cuddle?
A. Fold me close.

Q. Who wrote the cookbook, Green Chiie for Gringos?
A. Anna Hyme.

Q. Who wrote the appetizing new cookbook, Chipping In Hot Condiments?
A. Saul Sah.

I need a ride to the market to buy some ingredients for the guacamole, because I don't avocado.

Q. How do green chile chefs live their lives?
A. They season the day.

Customer at the Mexican Food Restaurant: Waiter, this taco tastes funny.
Waiter: Then, why aren't you laughing?

Q. Who wrote the book, Red Hot Home Cooking?
A. Ann Cho.

Q. Who wrote the new cookbook, Hot 'N Spicy Tex-Mex Menus?
A. Halle Peen Yo.

Q. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?
A. In a best queso scenario.

Have you heard the new quesadilla joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Q. What is a penguin's favorite Tex-Mex dish?
A. A brrr-ito!

Q. What is a dog's favorite Tex-Mex treat?
A. Puppitos! (pumpkin seeds)

Q. How do tacos say grace?
A. Lettuce pray.

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