| Incredible
Factoid: The Hulk doesn't wash his shorts. He disembowels
them.
Fashion
Point to Ponder: Are yoga pants the push-up bra for your
butt?
Q.
Which type of underwear do beginner pugilists wear?
A. Amateur Boxers. Q.
Why did the skeleton wear a party hat on his knee?
A. The bonehead thought it would be funny.
Punchy
Point to Ponder: Which kind of underwear do boxers wear?
Q.
Which kind of a snake wears edible underwear?
A. The Pie-Thong!
Q.
What happened when the boxer fought his underwear?
A. The bout was very brief.
Q.
Which brand of underwear was recalled because it explodes?
A. Fruit of the Boom.
Q.
What did Jane call Tarzan's loin cloth underwear?
A. An under-the-butt nut hut.
Q.
What did the guy with five penises say about his new underwear?
A. It fits like a glove.
A
woman in pain went to her doctor with a piece of lettuce
sticking out of her underwear. The doctor said, "That
looks uncomforable." The woman replied, "Doc,
that's just the tip of the iceberg."
Q.
Which type of underwear do Frisbee players wear?
A. Disc Jockeys.
Q.
How do you taunt a mime?
A. Say, "I see London, I sse France, I see Marcel's
underpants."
Q.
What do you call an historic underwear riot?
A. The Boxer Rebellion. |
Q.
Which type of underwear do race horses wear?
A. Short Jockeys.
Q.
Which kind of underwear comes with a GI Joe doll?
A. None. 'Cause they go comando.
Underwear
Pick-Up Line: Hanes
there, how you doin'?
Q.
How are tight underwear and smiles alike?
A. Both lift your cheeks.
Q.
Why didn't the new perforated underwear design sell well?
A. Because it was a tear-able idea.
Q.
What is a collection of old underwear called?
A. A brief history.
Q.
Which brand of underwear do rug makers wear?
A. Fruit of the Loom.
Q.
How are underwear and intelligence alike?
A. Both are important to have, but not necessary to show
off.
Q.
What did the boob say to the bikini?
A. You're my breast friend!
Q.
What kind of underwear do reporters wear?
A. News Briefs.
Q.
What did Tarzan have under his loincloth?
A. A py-thong.
Q.
What should you wear to a truly scary haunted house?
A. Depends. Not a joke – Wear Depends!
Fun
Fashion Factoid: If your cup is only half full, you're wearing
the wrong bra size.
Q.
What is it called when a guy's wife takes off her shirt
and bra in the middle of an argument?
A. A booby trap.
Q.
What is a nasty name for women's undies?
A. Cuntainers.
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Q. Which type of underwear do tycoons wear?
A. Cash Drawers.
Q.
What do girl Teddys do to make themselves look larger?
A. They wear plush-up bras.
Q.
Which kind of underwear do lawyers wear to court?
A. Legal briefs.
Q.
Which kind of underwear do sketch artists prefer?
A. Drawers.
Q.
Which brand of underwear do locksmiths wear?
A. Jockeys.
Q.
Which brand of underwear do apple growers wear?
A. Fruit of the Loom.
Q.
Which kind of snake is into sexy underwear?
A. A Py-thong.
Q.
Why did the dumb-ass politician attend the press conference
wearing only his underwear?
A. He wanted to do a news briefing.
Q.
What do men really want from their underwear?
A. A bit of support and a lot of freedom.
Q.
What do you call a short underwear synopsis?
A. A brief discussion.
Q.
What does Mrs. Claus call Santa when he's not wearing any
undies?
A. St. Knickerless.
Q.
What did the guy say when he got underwear for Christmas?
A. In with the new and out with the holed.
Q.
What happened when the underwear factory in Chidago exploded?
A. Nothing was left but da briefs. |
