Factoid: The Hulk doesn't wash his shorts. He disembowels
Point to Ponder: Are yoga pants the push-up bra for your
Which type of underwear do beginner pugilists wear?
A. Amateur Boxers.
Point to Ponder: Which kind of underwear do boxers wear?
What happened when the boxer fought his underwear?
A. The bout was very brief.
Which brand of underwear was recalled because it explodes?
A. Fruit of the Boom.
What did Jane call Tarzan's loin cloth underwear?
A. An under-the-butt nut hut.
What did the guy with five penises say about his new underwear?
A. It fits like a glove.
woman in pain went to her doctor with a piece of lettuce
sticking out of her underwear. The doctor said, "That
looks uncomforable." The woman replied, "Doc,
that's just the tip of the iceberg."
Which type of underwear do Frisbee players wear?
A. Disc Jockeys.
What do you call an historic underwear riot?
A. The Boxer Rebellion.
Which type of underwear do race horses wear?
A. Short Jockeys.
Pick-Up Line: Hanes
there, how you doin'?
How are tight underwear and smiles alike?
A. Both lift your cheeks.
Why didn't the new perforated underwear design sell well?
A. Because it was a tear-able idea.
What is a collection of old underwear called?
A. A brief history.
Which brand of underwear do rug makers wear?
A. Fruit of the Loom.
How are underwear and intelligence alike?
A. Both are important to have, but not necessary to show
What did the boob say to the bikini?
A. You're my breast friend!
What kind of underwear do reporters wear?
A. News Briefs.
What should you wear to a truly scary haunted house?
A. Depends. Not a joke – Wear Depends!
Fashion Factoid: If your cup is only half full, you're wearing
the wrong bra size.
What is a nasty name for women's undies?
Q. Which type of underwear do tycoons wear?
A. Cash Drawers.
Which kind of underwear do lawyers wear to court?
A. Legal briefs.
Which kind of underwear do sketch artists prefer?
Which brand of underwear do locksmiths wear?
Which brand of underwear do apple growers wear?
A. Fruit of the Loom.
Why did the dumb-ass politician attend the press conference
wearing only his underwear?
A. He wanted to do a news briefing.
What do men really want from their underwear?
A. A bit of support and a lot of freedom.
What do you call a short underwear synopsis?
A. A brief discussion.
What does Mrs. Claus call Santa when he's not wearing any
A. St. Knickerless.
What did the guy say when he got underwear for Christmas?
A. In with the new and out with the holed.