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You might be from Colorado if it snows two feet and you don't expect school to be canceled!
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Ape chef says: You might be from Colorado if you fire up the grill after shoveling a foot of snow off the deck!
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Colorado Fashion Jokes, Well-Dressed Locals LOL
Get down with funny parka puns, heady hat humor, and sandal-ous Colorado style jokes, to boot.

Colorado Clothing Jokes, Mountain Get-Up Puns
(Because Dressed Up Jokes and Layers of Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Casual Fridays in Colorado!)
Warning: Dress Down with Caution! Trail blazer humor, jean-ius jokes, shorts grins and glovely puns ahead.
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Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!You might be from Colorado if you grew up planning your Halloween costume around your parka!Wookie says: You might be from Colorado if you shave your leg and wear a skirt because the weather forecast is 60!

Did you hear about the blonde hipster who wore a jacket in Grand Junction, Colorado during summer, before it was cool? EMTs took her to the ER due to heat exhaustion.

Q. What does a Colorado storm cloud expose when opens its raincoat?
A. Thunderwear!

Q. What do Colorado dudes call it when you wear cowboy clothes?
A. Ranch Dressing.

Q. Why don't eco-friendly Coloradans wear cardboard belts?
A. Because that would be a waist of paper.

Q. What do crafty Denverites call a group of young kids dressed like ghosts for Halloween?
A. A micro-boo-ery.

Q. Which kind of jacket do natives wear when hiking in the Colorado Rockies?
A. A trail blazer.

Colorado Great Outdoors Point to Ponder: If you leave your jacket outside with a packet of seeds in the pocket and it starts to rain, would you get a chia coat?

Q. Why did the jalapeno in Pueblo wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a little chilly.

Q. Why did the blonde take her bra off while attending a show at Comedy Works in downtown Denver?
A. Because she liked to laugh her straps off!

Q. Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
A. Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.

Q. Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
A. She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.

Q. What do Colorado ski bums call a heated debate about gloves vs mittens?
A. The subject at hand.

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!Q. What did one hat say to another? A. You stay here. I'll go on a head!You might be from Colorado if ou dress in shorts and flip flops because the weaterh forecast is 50!

Q. Why doesn't Bigfoot wear clown shoes?
A. Because that would make Sasquatch the most frightening creature in Colorado!

Q. What does a Pueblo, Colorado cactus wear to a big business meeting?
A. A cac-tie.

Q. Why are there only snowmenin Colorado, and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the winter cold without a coat.

Q. What do pirates wear when vacationing in the Colorado Rockies?
A. PaRRRkas.

Q. Whcih kind of underwear do distance runners wear in Colorado?
A. Marathongs.

Q. Why do hipster horses in Colorado wear bikini underwear?
A. Because it doesn't ride up on them.

Q. What did the Colorado bra say to the cowboy hat?
A. You go on a head, while I give these two a lift.

Q. What does a Colorado Rocky Mountain wear when it gets cold?
A. An ice cap.

Q. What do Coloradans call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?
A. Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Q. Where do horny Colorado stoners get their hair styled and buy a bag?
A. At Great Head.

Q. Why do hairy men love Colorado craft beer pubs during No Shave November?
A. Because in Denver, that's Novem-Beered.

Q. Where can you get a scary good hair cut in Estes Park, Colorado?
A. At Hair's Johnny Salon in the Stanley Hotel.

Q. Why don't Colorado bears wear shoes?
A. What's the point? They'd still have bear feet!

Q. What do frogs wear on their feet at Cherry Creek Reservoir in Denver?
A. Open-toad shoes.

Q. How do you keep your feet warm during a Colorado snow storm?
A. Don't go out brrr-footed!

Q. Why did the blonde cowboy only wear one spur?
A. Duh! Where one side of the horse goes, the other side will go, too!

Q. What do Coloradans call heels on ski boots?
A. Ski lifts.

Q. Why don't Colorado's mountains get too cold during the winter?
A. Because they wear snow caps.

Q. Why did a woman yeall "head for the heels" at her favorite shoe store? A. Because she loved elevating footware!Q. What do you get if you poop in your jeans? A. Dungarees!Tried to buy camouflage pants, but I just couldn't find any

Q. Why do Colorado cowboys always die with their boots on?
A. So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

Q. Why doesn't Pike's Peak Bigfoot wear clown shoes?
A. Because that would be too funny.

Q. Why did the blonde only wear one boot?
A. She heard there was a 50% chance of snow, and she was really good at math.

Q. What does the geologist in Granite, Colorado call his wife's bra?
A. An over-the-shoulder boulder holder.

Pricey Colorado Point to Ponder: Starbucks or Victoria's Secret at Cherry Creek Mall? Which charges more per cup?

Q. What do Colorado natives call the colorful guy who invented denim pants?
A. A blue jean-ius!

Q. How do Coloradans describe it when your blue jeans are all worn out?
A. They're on their last legs.

Did you see the sign outside the clothing boutique in Aspen that said: 50% off Trousers? Actually, they were selling shorts!

Q. Where do Colorado Bigfoots and the Denver Nuggets shop for stylish men's clothing?
A. Kaufman's Big and Tall in Englewood.

Q. Do old blue jeans ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.

Q. What is the unanticipated problem with camouflage print clothing?
A. Once you find them to buy them, you can't find them in your closet!

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel on E Colfax have in common?
A. No ball room.

Q. Why don't snowmen in Colorado wear pants?
A. Because they like being wind blown.

Q. How did the farmer in Eaton, Colorado fix his torn jeans?
A. With a onion patch.

Q. What did CU researchers get when they crossed a cow with a goat?
A. A Coat!

Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because it held up a pair of jeans!Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!I've been wearing ugg boots ever since my zappos to me to!

Q. What do Denverites call well-dressed undercover cops?
A. The Fashion Police.

Q. Why do retired Denver cops refer to themselves at the barbershop as ex law enforcement?
A. Mustache you ask?

Q. What did the DPD policewoman wear to the LoDo Denver stake out?
A. An underwire bra.

Q. What kind of timepiece does Colorado Bigfoot wear?
A. A Swatch!

Q. What kind of aftershave does a suave and debonair Denver Lodo Bigfoot use?
A. Brute!

Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, stick with me and you won't have to ski black diamonds any more 'cause you'll be wearing them!

Q. What's the difference between a well-dressed Denver businessman and his dog?
A. One wears a three-piece suit; the other just pants.

Q. What do Denver bitches wear to work?
A. Pant Suits! (ArF-ing Funny!)

Q. Why don't race horses from Colorado wear underwear?
A. Because it rides up on them.

Q. Why do hipster horses in Colorado wear bikini underwear?
A. Because it doesn't ride up on them.

Q. Can bees fly during a torrential Colorado rain storm?
A. Not without their yellow jackets.

Q. Where does a Colorado State Ram get a stylish trim?
A. At the baa-baa shop.

Did you hear about the blonde hipster in Colorado who wore shorts and sandals in September, before it was cool?

Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe along the High Line Canal trail?
A. It means some unfortunate horse is walking around barefoot.

Q. What's the biggest problem with snow boots?
A. They melt!

Q. What do Denverites say to a show dog wearing stilettos?
A. Heel!

Q. Why did the chemist at Colorado School of Mines coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
A. Because he wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.

Q. Why did the snowman always have cold feet?
A. Because he goes around brrr-footed.

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