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Warning: ReLo to LoDo at Your Own Risk! Colorado native humor, Mile High puns, and Denver jokesters ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if you know what the Continental Divide is!Q. What do you call rude Canada geese in a Colorado park? A. @#$%^&*! And, Coloradans are pretty polite.You might be from Colorado if you think a blizzard in May is totally normal!

Two blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver Left," so they started crying and went back home to Aurora.

Q. Why are these Colorado Native jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the new influx of Coloradans are making them up now!

You might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high gusts are bothering you. And, you might be in Boulder if uninvited guests bother you. You might be outside a pot shop, if nothing bothers you.

Q. Which kind of motor oil does Darth Vader use while tooling around the streets of Denver on vacation?
A. Sithetic.

A guy went goose hunting in Colorado the other day. Once they started flying, he knew the game was up.

Q. What is a Colorado goose's favorite television show?
A. The Denver feather forecast!

Q. What did the Denver-ized Canada goose say when it was cold?
A. Brrrd!

Q. Why are Denver backyard chicken jokes so clucking funny?
A. They scratch your itch for puns.

Q. What did the duck do after he read all these Painful Puns about Colorado's funny weather?
A. He quacked up!

It was so cold in Colorado yesterday that the politicians – and everybody else – started blowing hot air!

Q. What is a Colorado locksmith's favorite winter sport?
A. Skiing!

Q. When does it rain money in Colorado?
A. Whenever there's a little change in the weather.

Q. Where do snowmen in Colorado keep their cold cash?
A. In the snow bank.

Q. Why did the weatherman in Fraser, Colorado go to the doctor?
A. Because he had the chills!

Old Most Interesting Man in the Word says: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane. Now it can't touch down!You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans!Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: In alien speak @#$%^&*! means Go Broncos!

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

Did you notice after Colorado legalized marijuana, the name of the Broncos stadium is what, again?

Denver Bronco Pick-Up Line: I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be the first.

LoDo Hipster Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the Denver area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced babes.

Rocky Mountain Point to Ponder: If a bear farts in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, would a hipster buy the soundtrack?

Q. What do you call a wet bear in Colorado?
A. A drizzly bear.

Q. How many skunks does it take to make a big stink outside a Denver party port-o-potty?
A. A Phew!

Q. Which craft beer is a Denver basketball fan's favorite at noon?
A. Nugget Hoppy Meal.

Football Pick-Up Line: Are you a Denver Broncos fan? 'Cause I'd like to touch down in your end zone.

Q. What do you call blonde Broncos fans on a Zombie walk?
A. Nightmares.

Q. Where do horny Colorado stoners get their hair styled and buy a bag?
A. At Great Head.

Q. When do vampires descend into Mile High Field?
A. Only when the game is neck and neck.

Q. How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire? A. One. Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up!Wookie says: You might be from Colorado if you shave your leg and wear a skirt because the weather forecast is 60!Port-potties say: Go Broncos! Omaha! No Sh*t!

Q. Which side of the Broncos mascot, Thunder, has the most hair?
A. The Outside!

Q. Which side of the Broncos mascot, Miles, has the most hair?
A. The Inside! The guy wearing the polyester costume is not bald!

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a Bronco's mouth?
A. Team mechanic.

Q. If a band is playing at Redrocks during a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
A. The Conductor!

Q. Why did the Denver 16th Street Mall cop arrest the off-key street musician with no rhythm?
A. Because he was a beat cop.

Q. What kind of music do locals enjoy listening to in Granite, Colorado?
A. Hard Rock!

Q. What do you get if you cross the Broncos defense with the Invisible Man?
A. Tackles like you've never seen before!

Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco who has traveled all over the world?
A. A globe trotter.

Q. Why did the septic tank technician become a crime reporter on Denver7 News?
A. Because he was a true pro at digging up a lot of sh*t.

You might be from Colorado if you think "humid" is anything over 25%!Chimp asks: Why to the Seattle Seahawks want to change their name to Seattle Tampons? A. Because they're only good for one period and don't have a second string! Go Broncos!You might be from Denver if you listen to KtCL and know Nerf isn't just a toy!

Q. What did one Colorado raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A. Two's company. Three's a cloud.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do night owls enjoy the most?
A. Hop Around the Clock.

Q. What did the Colorado thunder cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A. You're shocking.

Q. Where does Colorado hail go on a date?
A. To Hell!

Q. Why did the hens stay indoors during the hellacious Colorado hail storm?
A. Because it was fowl weather.

Did you hear about the Denver Broncos fan who died in a pie eating contest? The bull kicked him in the head.

An ex Bronco walks into a bar and asked the bartender if he's hiring. Bartender said, "No, why don't you try the circus?" The horse replied, "Why would the circus need a bartender?"

Q. Why didn't the pirate tourist enjoy his seat at the Denver Broncos game?
A. Because he was in the last row.

Q. What happened after a Colorado dude ranch horse swallowed four quarters?
A. It bucked.

Q. What kind of music should you play while visiting Gypsum, Colorado?
A. Light Rock.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer was discontinued because it caused boisterous bar behavior?
A. Stout It Out Loud.

Q. Which craft beer does a zombie on the run consume at a Colorado brew pub?
A. Green Flesh.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do night owls hoot about?
A. Hop Around the Clock.

If you were born and raised in Centennial, you're finally old enough to buy beer.

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