Pothead: It was a big pizza, but I did eat olive it! I like
my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy!
with the munchies know pizza jokes are all about the delivery!
Pothead Point to Ponder: Why are Goldfish the only snacks
that smile back?
What happens if you consume 5280 cannabis edibles?
A. You get a pot belly, but you know you'll work it off
in a mile.
Out Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men prefer Hatch chile
from New Mexico, or Colorado's Pueblo chiles?
Travel Point to Ponder: Is it lame to brag about joining
the Two Mile High Club on top of Pike's Peak?
What do you call an eyeball that takes off from Front Range
A. An Eye in the Sky.
Vacation Highlights: Did you hear about the blonde
camper who slept like a log? She woke up in the campfire...
What is the hot new slogan of the Aurora Notel
on E Colfax?
A. You've Rented the Room, Now Buy the Video!
Chat Up Line: Hey babe,
how about you wander that lust over here?
What do stoners always take along on Colorado Bigfoot hunting
A. High-powered night vision cameras.
Why don't Coloradans torch ditch weed?
A. Oh come on Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!
When Colorado Santa's not wearing red, what is his favorite
A. Ganja Green.
420 Point to Ponder: All you need is 4 blunts for 20 Coloradans.
What is a Colorado Sublime fan's favorite song?
A. Smoke Two Joints.