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You might be from Colorado if you're determined to finish the hike around the mountain lake come hell or high water!
Q. What is a cow's favorite deli meat? A. Bull-ogna!

Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either!

 


Colorado Wildlife Humor, Animal Jokes, Fauna Puns
Meat up with beefy puns, mountain wildlife jokes, horsey humor and wild Colorado laughs.

Colorado Animal Jokes & Mountain Wildlife Humor
(Because Wild Laughs and Crazy Fauna Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Colorado Animal Joke Lovers!)
Warning: Please Don't Feed ON the Animals! Hairly funny jokes, lots of bull, wild humor and fauna puns ahead.
| Colorado Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 | Denver Dog Jokes | 2 | Donkey Jokes | Horse Humor | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Bigfoot | Sasquatch | Bear Jokes | Deer Jokes | Fish Jokes | Goose Jokes | Cow Puns |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High LOLs |
| Colorado Jokes | Denver Puns | Cowboy Jokes | Colorado Weather Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |

Denver asks: What steps should you take if you think you've seen sasquatch? A. Very large ones!Q. What do you call rude Canada geese? A. In Colorado, you know better than to call a goose!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!

Q. Why did Bigfoot run around Colorado with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. Some tourist called him a Big Grill-a!

Q. What happens if Bigfoot gets lost in the low clouds or Colorado fog?
A. He is mist!

Q. Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. 'Cause squatches like the high country view and skunk apes like the smell of skunk weed.

Q. Where do Colorado Bigfoots shop for stylish men's clothing?
A. Kaufman's Big and Tall in Englewood.

Q. What does a Canada goose say when a Colorado mallard is in the vee flight path?
A. What the duck?

Q. Why didn't the young goose believe what his grandfather said?
A. It was all papa-gander!

Q. What do you call a gaggle of geese playing hide 'n seek in Denver's Wash Park?
A. Fowl play.

Q. What do residents of Ft. Collins, Colorado call a drug addict loon at Horsetooth Reservoir?
A. A quack head.

Q. What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman and a werewolf?
A. Frostbite!

Q. Where is the best place for searching for Bigfoot in Colorado?
A. The Sawatch Range.

Q. What's the difference between a man and a Pike National Forest Sasquatch?
A. One's covered in matted hair and smells bad. The other has big feet.

Q. Why does Bigfoot only leave a few random footprints behind?
A. Because Sasquatch doesn't leave litter in the pristine Colorado outdoors.

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!You might be from Colorado if you scene Sasquatch!You might be from Colorado if north means mountains to the left, south means mountains to the right, and east and west are where all those liberals keep coming from!

Q. What is a great name for a prize-winning Colorado steer?
A. Chuck.

Q. Why are steaks so happy at Denver barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. Where do Cowlorado cows go to vacation?
A. Moontana and Cowlifornia.

Q. What is a South Park cow's favorite soft drink?
A. Mountain Moo.

Q. What did the deer loving couple in Castle Pines, Colorado do after they had a baby?
A. They fawned over her.

Q. What do you call it if you see jackalopes after drinking too much Colorado craft beer in Ft. Collins?
A. An hop-tical illusion.

Q. Why did eagles build a nest near the summit of Lookout Mountain?
A. 'Cause they liked the bird's-eye-view of Denver.

Q. Why did Lady Bigfoot call off her engagement to The Invisible Man?
A. Nobody would see their Estes Park wedding at Mirror Lake.

Q. Why are there Bigfoots in Colorado, but no Yetis?
A. Long-lived Bigfoots are still young and haven't gone gray yet.

Q. Why was the lamb arrested on I70?
A. Because she pulled a ewe turn.

Q. Why did the Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep fall of the cliff?
A. He didn't see the ewe turn!

Q. Where does a Colorado State Ram get a stylish trim?
A. At the baa-baa shop.

Q. What did the hard of hearing barber say to the Colorado State Ram?
A. Sorry, I can't shear you...

Q. What do Coloradans call the insatiable urge of Bighorn Sheep to climb mountains?
A. Being drawn to scale.

Q. How does a cowboy get his horse to do odd jobs around the ranch? A. He pays hin under the stable!You might be from Colorado if you think "humid" is anything over 25%!Q. Why was the cow afraid? A. She was a cow-herd!

Did you hear about the runaway horse in Estes Park? It's a terrible tale of whoa.

Q. Which route do crazy horses take through South Park, Colorado?
A. They take the Psychopath.

Q. What happened after a Colorado dude ranch horse swallowed four quarters?
A. It bucked.

Q. Why did the Colorado State Patrol recruit the South Park cow?
A. Because she was a natural at udder cover work.

Colorado Tourist: What is a metaphor?
Rancher in South Park: For grazin' yer cattle.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do night owls enjoy?
A. Hop Around the Clock.

Q. What did the Denver-ized Canada goose say when it was cold?
A. Brrrd!

Q. Why was the duck put in the Denver Nuggets game?
A. To make a fowl shot.

Q. What's Daffy Denver Duck's drug choice?
A. Quack.

Q. Which Colorado bank should you recommend to your deer friend?
A. The one that offers the most bang for the buck.

Q. What subjects do cows study at UNC in Greeley?
A. Moosic, Psycowolgy, Cowculus.

Q. What was that bull doing in the Greely pasture with his eyes shut?
A. Bull Dozing!

Q. Why wouldn't the other Greeley calves play with the little longhorn?
A. Because he was a bully!

Q. What do prosperous Colorado cows say?
A. An udder day, an udder dollar.

Colorado E-cow-nomy Point to Ponder: Why do they call it cash cow? 'Cause that sounds like utter non-cents.

Q. What do you call it when a cow blends into its surroundings? A. Being ca-moo-flauged!Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!You might be from Colorado if you vaguely remember this guy from college!

Mooving Colorado Groan of the Day: A novice camper in Colorado went out trying to buy a camouflage tent, but couldn't find any.

Q. Why were the Colorado rancher's stock so skittish?
A. Because they were cow herds.

Q. Why didn't the angry Colorado farmer divorce his wife when she traded their prize milking cow for a book of poetry?
A. Because he vowed to love her for butter or verse.

Q. What does pasteurize mean to a cow in Colorado?
A. Too far to see.

Q. How do you get a cow to be quiet?
A. Press the moot button.

Q. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. Because they lactose!

Q. What did the Colorado grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.

Q. What do you call a Western Slope cattle herd that's masturbating?
A. Beef Strokin' Off.

A calf walks into a Colorado Springs bar, but the bartender refuses to serve him because he's under age. So the calf stomps out saying, "Fine, I'll just go some udder place."

Q. What do Coloradans call a guy who gets on a raging bull after another rider got dumped off?
A. Successor to the thrown.

If you didn't like that last painful Colorado cow pun, don't worry. We've got lots of udder funny jokes.

Q. Why do frogs like Colorado craft beer?
A. Because Some Like It Hopped.

Q. Where does Colorado Bigfoot go for drug or alchohol rehab?
A. To the Yeti Ford Center.

Q. What is Sasquatch's favorite sport?
A. Bigfootball. Go Broncos!

Q. If a Sasquatch falls in Pike National Forest, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but only Colorado Springs hipsters can hear it, at this time!

Q. Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid in Colorado?
A. The Denver Zoo.

Q. Why doesn't barefoot Bigfoot just wear clown shoes?
A. Because that would make Sasquatch the most frightening creature in Colorado!

| Colorado Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 | Colorado Dog Jokes | 2 | Donkey Jokes | Horse Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch | Bear Jokes | Deer Jokes | Fish Jokes | Goose | Cow Puns |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Commuter Jokes | Colorado Fashion Puns | Colorado Nightlife |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Miles High Puns | Weed Jokes | Munchies |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Cool Weather Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Jokes | 2 | 3 |

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