Colorado Groan of the Day: A novice camper in Colorado went
out trying to buy a camouflage tent, but couldn't find any.
Why were the Colorado rancher's stock so skittish?
A. Because they were cow herds.
Why didn't the angry Colorado farmer divorce his wife when
she traded their prize milking cow for a book of poetry?
A. Because he vowed to love her for butter or verse.
What does pasteurize mean to a cow in Colorado?
A. Too far to see.
How do you get a cow to be quiet?
A. Press the moot button.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. Because they lactose!
What did the Colorado grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while
more important things are at steak.
What do you call a Western Slope cattle herd that's masturbating?
A. Beef Strokin' Off.
calf walks into a Colorado Springs bar, but the bartender
refuses to serve him because he's under age. So the calf
stomps out saying, "Fine, I'll just go some udder
What do Coloradans call a guy who gets on a raging bull
after another rider got dumped off?
A. Successor to the thrown.
you didn't like that last painful
Colorado cow pun, don't worry. We've got lots of
udder funny jokes.
Why do frogs like Colorado craft beer?
A. Because Some Like It Hopped.
Where does Colorado Bigfoot go for drug or alchohol rehab?
A. To the Yeti Ford Center.
What is Sasquatch's favorite sport?
A. Bigfootball. Go Broncos!
If a Sasquatch falls in Pike National Forest, does it make
A. Yes, but only Colorado Springs hipsters can hear it,
at this time!
Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid
A. The Denver Zoo.
Why doesn't barefoot Bigfoot just wear clown shoes?
A. Because that would make Sasquatch the most frightening
creature in Colorado!