Q.
What did the alien say when its flying saucer landed at
a Colorado cattle ranch?
A. Take me to your breeder.
Q.
Which Earth sci-fi sitcom have spaced aliens on Ork been
binge watching since 1978?
A. Mork and Mindy.
Q.
Why did the hermit move to the moon?
A. He needed more space.
Q.
Why did space aliens flock to the zoo in the year 2001?
A. They were hoping to see a new Millennium Falcon.
Q.
What did the Legos Alien say?
A. I come in pieces. |
Q.
Why do little space men always turn green when they land
on Earth?
A. Turbulence, and Burritos!
Alien
PC Point to Ponder: If humans make jokes about Martians,
is that considered spacist?
Q.
How do space alien poets write their poems?
A. In uni-verses.
Q.
Why do aliens like to create crop circles in Iowa?
A. Because they're corny.
Q.
Which secretive company sells sex toys to aliens?
A. SpaceXXX.
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Q.
What was the hipster alien doing on his green vacation to
Colorado's high country?
A. Blazing a trail off the galactic mainstream.
Q.
What did the space aliens in the UFO say when they got turned
around on a whirl-wind trip through the Colorado high country?
A. There's no trichome like home.
Q.
What do you call a space alien who never touches alcohol?
A. High and Dry.
Q.
What should you do if you come across a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe.
Q.
Do old extraterrestrials ever die?
A. No, they just move on to another world. |