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Captain Kirk Says: Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause yodalicious!McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!

Quintessential Star Trek Hookup Line: Aye Captain, she's gonna blow!

Q. What is Captain Kirk's most effective pick-up line?
A. Let me show you where I like to land my shuttle.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You learned how to successfully pick up women by studying Captain Kirk.

Kirk: How are a joke and a hot date alike?
Spock: A joke is a story with a humorous climax.

Q. Why did Captain Kirk walk into the ladies room?
A. He wanted to go where no man had gone before!

Sci-Fi Bar Pick Up Line: I'd buy you a drink, but I'm still trying to pull free from those imploding stars you call eyes.

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, Yoda one for me!

Star Wars Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's go to my place so I can show you what a Jedi does best with his lightsaber.

Star Wars Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you are the Obi-Wan for me!

Star Wars Come-On: Hey princess, I usually Han Solo, but I would let you turn on my light saber.

There is a high point when it comes to stellar sci-fi pick-up lines: It's Star Wars.

Star Wars Hookup Line: Hey there, I hope you're into cyborg-human relationships because I'm feeling like a love machine right now.

Sci-Fi Pick Up Line: Hey babe, my thoughts are drawn toward your gravity well.

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm glad you're not a red shirt because I'm dying to meet you.

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Hey crewman, are you willing to boldly go where no one has gone before?

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Aye Scottie, beam me down, way down...

Q. How does Mr. Spock's favorite classic rock love song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters call me the Vulcan of Love...

I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up. Blast that infernal thing.

Star Trek Hookup Line: Crewman, not only can I beam you aboard, but I can beam you a woody.

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu!Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!Q. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!

Sci-Fi Convention Beam Up Line: Excuse me, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of this world!

7 of 9 Pick Up Line: Hey Blondie, my eyes are caught in the gravitational field of your breasts.

Q. Why shouldn't you try to date Seven of Nine?
A. Because her response to, "Was it good for you?" is always: "Pleasure is irrelevant."

Q. Why shouldn't you try to date Seven of Nine?
A. Because necking is futile.

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Hey there, I'd like to shed your cloaking device.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Every time I regenerate, my member gets bigger!

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Is that a sonic screw driver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Doctor Who Come-On Line: You know what they say about time lords with long scarves.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You're so perfect, even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade you.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Are you a Tardis? 'Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.

Doctor Who Hookup Line: Come back to my place, and you can call me The Master.

Fatal Star Trek Chat Up Line: Even though I'm a red shirt, I'm dying to meet you.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You know Yeoman Rand's cabin number.

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Hey girl, were you shot by a phaser? 'Cause you are really stunning!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your blow-up doll looks like Yeoman Janice Rand.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the end-all Star Trek series.

Q. Why isn't a Jedi knight ever lonely? A. Because the force is alwys with him!Q. Why didn't the droid mechanic ever get lonely? A. Because he was always making new friends!Did you hear the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? They've engaged the Borg!

Star Wars Hookup Line: Hey Han-some, is that a lightsaber in your robe, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. Why is Han such a loner?
A. Because he's Solo.

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the moment I saw you, my heart went into hyperdrive.

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, Leia's buns are nothing next to yours!

Sci-Fi Chat Up Line: Hey girl, my sensors detected high amounts of sexyness in this quadrant. I think I have found the source!

Sci-Fi Convention Pick Up Line: Wow, nice Asimov!

Star Wars Come-On: Hey girl, I'm the droid you're looking for.

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey baby, have you been looking for love in Alderaan places?

Star Wars Hookup Line: Hey princess, I might not be able to feel the Force, but I'd still like to feel you.

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

Sci-Fi Pick Up Line: Hey girl, your docking station, or mine?

Sci-Fi Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's go explore this strange new world together.

Borg Pick Up Line: Earth woman, you will be assimilated!

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Aye Captain, commencing explosive containment procedure because you are the bomb.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you put the key in the ignition, you say, "Engage!"

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I have generous transporter privileges, so I can always be there when you need me.

Sci-Fi Chat Up Line: Hey you, whenever I gaze in your direction, my heart starts beating really fast, just like an alien trying to burst from my chest.

Why did Nancy find Doctor McCoy so attractive? A. He had great Bones structureQ. What did Will say when Pcard asked why he always let Troi win at poker? A. Because I Riker!Are you from Skaro? Because you're Dalek-table!

Star Trek Chat Up Line: Hey girl, do you have a tractor beam on your blouse? 'Cause I can't stop looking at your chest.

Mr. Spock: "A syzygy is three heavenly bodies lined up in a row. Give me an example."
Chekov: "Mudd's Women!"

Q. What do you call it when two Star Trek science officers have an argument over a woman?
A. Science Friction!

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Aye lass, it's time to take your inertial dampeners offline!

Star Trek Chat Up Line: Hey girl, what's your present phaser setting? 'Cause I was stunned the moment I saw you!

Q. What does Captain Picard say at the gym?
A. Who needs phasers when you have guns like these?

Mr. Data Hookup Line: I have no emotions, but I do cuddle afterward.

Mr. Data Pick Up Line: Do you beleive in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate past your present coordinates again?

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I have a Wesley Crusher on you.

Klingon Pick Up Line: Urkuk lu Stalga! (Translation: I love you Baby!)

Star Trek Hookup Line: You here, me here, It couldn't be any better if I'd programmed the Holodeck myself.

TV Sci-Fi Pick Up Line: Pardon my Kirk-like boldness, but how'd you like to go to my mom's place to watch some Dr. Who with me?

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Are you a Dalek? Because you've been rolling through my mind all night!

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off of you.

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: You make my centurion stand at attention.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Did you destroy Gallifrey? 'Cause you're Dalek-table!

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You're so hot that you're giving me Torchwood.

7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!Q. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns? A. So that it doesn't hang So-Low!Q. Why don't Cybermen have many Twitter followers? A. They de-tweet them all!

Hot Star Trek Dating Line: Sir, did you just have a warp core breach, or are you just happy to see me?

Star Trek Hookup Line: Your lips say Shields Up, but your eyes say a hull breach is imminent.

Q. Why should you think twice about marrying Seven of Nine?
A. You'd have 999,999,999,777 in-laws!

Q. Why should you think twice about marrying Seven of Nine?
A. The Borg can't cook!

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Aye, torpedoes ready, Captain Janeway.

Sci-Fi Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the future? 'Cause you just beamed my heart into you.

Sci-Fi Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you from outer space? 'Cause I see stars in your eyes.

Star Wars Hookup Line: Hey, I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookiee where it counts!

There's a big difference between getting a little nookie and a little wookiee!

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey princess, nice buns. On your head, I mean...

Star Wars Chat Up Line: Hey, if you think Chewbacca is hairy, you outta see my Wookiee.

Q. What does a horny Wookiee say?
A. "I'm in the mood for a little nookiee."

Post Sci-Fi Convention Come-On: Hey girl, how about you slip into something more comfortable like these Star Wars pajamas?

Sci-Fi Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I was Lost In Space before I met you!

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Every time I regenerate, my Tardis gets bigger!

Doctor Who Come-On: A Cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart.

Plumb Doctor Chat Up Line: Can I reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You're so perfect, the Daleks would never exterminate you.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You've stolen both my hearts.

Sci-Fi Come-On: Hey girl, is this the Matrix? 'Cause I think you're the one.

Sci-Fi Hookup Line: Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

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