Pick-Up Lines and Ice Cold Come-Ons
in for slick chat ups, cold weather come-on jokes,
and winter snow-mance humor.
Warning: Pick Up a Snow Date with Caution! Cool come-ons,
icy hookups, and horny snowballs ahead.
Flaky Flirts, Winter Pick-Up Lines,
(Because Wintry Come-Ons and
Icy Hit Ups Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're
Snowed In and Dateless!)
| Winter Hookup Lines | Winter
Humor | 2 | 3
| Snow Jokes | Snowman
Jokes | Skiing Jokes |
| Winter Holiday Puns | Christmas
Jokes | Santa Jokes | 2
| Elf 'n Funny Puns | Xmas
| Christmas Music Jokes | Xmas
Come-Ons | 2 | Weather
Jokes | 2 | Colorado
Weather Puns |
Pick Up Line: Babe, as the seasons change, I just winter
fall in love with you.
Snowman Chat Up Line: Hi Babe, ice to meet you!
Cold Pick Up Line: Hey girl, those slippery stares
aren't the only thing I've fallen for.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I must be on the wrong chair lift.
I didn't mean to go straight to heaven with you.
Psychology Winter Come-On: Hey girl, you and this weather
have one thing in common – you're both frigid.
Year's Eve Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you don't have to wait
'til midnight to see my balls drop.
Winter Pick Up Line: Babe, is this sidewalk icy? 'Cause
I just fell for you.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you passed out on the sidewalk,
or are you my snow angel?
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, how many snowflakes are in your
Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't realize angels had
to use a chair lift, too.
Weather Chat Up Line: I didn't know I was a snowman, but
you're so hot my heart just melted.
Anti Pick Up Line: Fella, it looks like you'll have to jacket
off during this cold spell.
Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, I must be a real flake because I've
fallen for you.
Chat Up Line: Hey big boy, is that an icicle in your pants,
or are you just happy to see me?
Bum Come-On: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I go round this chair lift again?
Snowman Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs?
Hookup Line: Wow, this snow storm really blows. How about
Come-On: Hey babe, a cold front is coming, but I'd be happy
to keep your front all warmed up.
After Thanksgiving Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'll just call
you Winter 'cause soon you'll be coming.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now I know why there's no snow yet
this season. You are just too hot!
Cold Winter Come-On: Babe, black ice isn't the only thing
I've fallen for.
Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, stay with me and not only will
you ski the black diamonds, but you'll be wearing them,
Winter Hookup Line: Hey bae, what does a guy have to do
to get his mittens on those tit-ens?
Pick Up Line: There's a winter storm warning tonight. You'll
be getting a good 8 inches.
Winter Come-On: Hey baby, is your name Igloo? 'Cause
you seem like a pretty cool person.
Snowman Chat Up Line: Hello Winter, I've become frost-smitten
Hookup Line: Hey bae, the snow is really blowing tonight.
How 'bout you?
Winter Pick Up Line: Hey there, I'd like to eggsnog
What do you call a snowman orgy?
A. A snowball fight.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you please hold my gloves
for a few minutes? I ususally warm them by the fireplace,
but you are much hotter.
Chat Up Line: If I was a snowman, I'd melt next to you,
'cause you're just too hot to handle.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, you're hot and I'm cocoa. We were
just meant to be together.
Weatherman Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a thermometer
in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Pick Up Line: Do I have a fever, or are you giving me the
Cold Hookup Line: It's only early December, but I'm gonna
call you Winter anyway because I know you'll be
Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about I slip my toboggan
in your direction?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, does this ski lift go to heaven?
'Cause I am seeing an angel.
Chat Up Line: Baby, if you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen
'cause I bet you look this great all year long.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over for some nog and
see my yule log?
Winter Come-On: Babe, I didn't know angels could fly, but
I just saw you skiing.
Winter Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna go for a ride on my
Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna get Bob-sleighed tonight?
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, since it's white-out conditions,
I'll let you search me for the North Pole.
Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, who needs a sled when you
could just ride me?
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, do you plow here often?
Pick Up Line: Hey there, is your name Kwanzaa?
'Cause I'd like to celebrate you for a whole week!
Winter Come-On: Hey baby, it's cold outside but I'm predicting
a warm front on the way.
Pick Up Line: Hey bae, since we're snowed in, how 'bout
we make the best of it?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I really winter fall in
love with you.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if kisses were snowflakes, I'd send
a blizzard your way.
Pick Up Line: My love for you is like a holiday fruitcake.
Nutty, spicy, and unavoidable – no matter how hard
Come-On: Hey big guy, there's milk and cookies over at my
Day Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's have a first date on the
first day it snows. I swear I'm not a flake.
Winter Jokes, Icy Puns
| 2 | 3 |
Cold Jokes | Festive
Xmas Jokes | Christmas
Carol Jokes |
Hookup Line: It's so cold outside that I'd like to hiber-mate
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your power still on? 'Cause I'm
about to blow your fuses.
Passable Winter Hookup Line: Let's not just cuddle, let's
Pick Up Line: Hey girl I lost my scarf. How about you wrap
your legs around me?
Winter Come-On: Hey dude, if you give me peace on earth,
I'll show you good will toward man.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Summer? 'Cause
that would explain why it hasn't snowed yet.
Pick Up Line: Hey there, do you plow here often?
Weather Come-On: I didn't know I was a snowman, but you're
so hot my heart just melted.
Hookup Line: Hey bae, here's a winter storm warning: Expect
nine inches tonight!
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, I'm wearing layers tonight. How
long do you think it would take to strip them all off?
Winter Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, do you live in an igloo?
'Cause you're pretty cool.
What do you call a snowman orgasm?
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I love winter 'cause it's a reason
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, that sidewalk isn't shoveled and
I've fallen for you.
Come-On: Hey girl, my love for you is just like winter.
It seems as if it will last forever...
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Science Fiction Pick Ups | Scientist
Flirt Ups | Sick Come Ons |
Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
weathered the storm, so here's
even more slick humor,
icy laughter and slippery
painful puns that'll surly pick
up your plow:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Baker Jokes | Battery
Jokes | Blonde Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Deer Humor | Dessert
Jokes | Doctor Jokes |
| Hipster Humor | Money
Jokes | Music Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes | Religion Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Skiing
Jokes | Sports Puns | Travel
Jokes | Winter Holiday Humor |
Xmas Santa Claus Jokes |
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