Cold Pick Up Line: Babe, as the seasons change, I just winter fall in love with you.

Winter Snowman Chat Up Line: Hi Babe, ice to meet you!

Ice Cold Pick Up Line: Hey girl, those slippery stares aren't the only thing I've fallen for.

Snowy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I must be on the wrong chair lift. I didn't mean to go straight to heaven with you.

Reverse Psychology Winter Come-On: Hey girl, you and this weather have one thing in common – you're both frigid.

New Year's Eve Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you don't have to wait 'til midnight to see my balls drop.

Slick Winter Pick Up Line: Babe, is this sidewalk icy? 'Cause I just fell for you.

Snowman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you passed out on the sidewalk, or are you my snow angel?

Flaky Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, how many snowflakes are in your snowballs?

Ski Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't realize angels had to use a chair lift, too.

Cold Weather Chat Up Line: I didn't know I was a snowman, but you're so hot my heart just melted.

Winter Anti Pick Up Line: Fella, it looks like you'll have to jacket off during this cold spell.

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, I must be a real flake because I've fallen for you.

Snowman Chat Up Line: Hey big boy, is that an icicle in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Ski Bum Come-On: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go round this chair lift again?

Eye-See Snowman Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs?

Winter Hookup Line: Wow, this snow storm really blows. How about you?

Winter Come-On: Hey babe, a cold front is coming, but I'd be happy to keep your front all warmed up.

Day After Thanksgiving Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'll just call you Winter 'cause soon you'll be coming.

Winter Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now I know why there's no snow yet this season. You are just too hot!

Ice Cold Winter Come-On: Babe, black ice isn't the only thing I've fallen for.

Ski Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, stay with me and not only will you ski the black diamonds, but you'll be wearing them, too.

Cold Winter Hookup Line: Hey bae, what does a guy have to do to get his mittens on those tit-ens?

Meteorologist Pick Up Line: There's a winter storm warning tonight. You'll be getting a good 8 inches.

Icy Winter Come-On: Hey baby, is your name Igloo? 'Cause you seem like a pretty cool person.

Winter Snowman Chat Up Line: Hello Winter, I've become frost-smitten with you.

Blizzard Hookup Line: Hey bae, the snow is really blowing tonight. How 'bout you?

Drunken Winter Pick Up Line: Hey there, I'd like to eggsnog you tonight.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgy?
A. A snowball fight.

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you please hold my gloves for a few minutes? I ususally warm them by the fireplace, but you are much hotter.

Winter Chat Up Line: If I was a snowman, I'd melt next to you, 'cause you're just too hot to handle.

Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, you're hot and I'm cocoa. We were just meant to be together.

Winter Weatherman Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Winter Pick Up Line: Do I have a fever, or are you giving me the chills?

Ice Cold Hookup Line: It's only early December, but I'm gonna call you Winter anyway because I know you'll be coming soon.

Slick Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about I slip my toboggan in your direction?

Snowy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, does this ski lift go to heaven? 'Cause I am seeing an angel.

Winter Chat Up Line: Baby, if you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen 'cause I bet you look this great all year long.

Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over for some nog and see my yule log?

Colorado Winter Come-On: Babe, I didn't know angels could fly, but I just saw you skiing.

Slippery Winter Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna go for a ride on my bobsled?

Snowy Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna get Bob-sleighed tonight?

Blizzard Pick Up Line: Hey baby, since it's white-out conditions, I'll let you search me for the North Pole.

Blustery Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, who needs a sled when you could just ride me?

Snowy Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, do you plow here often?

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey there, is your name Kwanzaa? 'Cause I'd like to celebrate you for a whole week!

Frigid Winter Come-On: Hey baby, it's cold outside but I'm predicting a warm front on the way.

Blizzard Pick Up Line: Hey bae, since we're snowed in, how 'bout we make the best of it?

Frosty Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I really winter fall in love with you.

Winter Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if kisses were snowflakes, I'd send a blizzard your way.

Winter Pick Up Line: My love for you is like a holiday fruitcake. Nutty, spicy, and unavoidable – no matter how hard you try.

Winter Come-On: Hey big guy, there's milk and cookies over at my place.

Snow Day Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's have a first date on the first day it snows. I swear I'm not a flake.

Winter Hookup Line: It's so cold outside that I'd like to hiber-mate with you!

Blizzard Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your power still on? 'Cause I'm about to blow your fuses.

Bearly Passable Winter Hookup Line: Let's not just cuddle, let's hibernate!

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey girl I lost my scarf. How about you wrap your legs around me?

Festive Winter Come-On: Hey dude, if you give me peace on earth, I'll show you good will toward man.

Winter Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Summer? 'Cause that would explain why it hasn't snowed yet.

Snowman Pick Up Line: Hey there, do you plow here often?

Cold Weather Come-On: I didn't know I was a snowman, but you're so hot my heart just melted.

Wintry Hookup Line: Hey bae, here's a winter storm warning: Expect nine inches tonight!

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, I'm wearing layers tonight. How long do you think it would take to strip them all off?

Cold Winter Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, do you live in an igloo? 'Cause you're pretty cool.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgasm?
A. Sleet.

Cool Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I love winter 'cause it's a reason to cuddle.

Snowy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, that sidewalk isn't shoveled and I've fallen for you.

Icy Come-On: Hey girl, my love for you is just like winter. It seems as if it will last forever...

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