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Q. How did the yeti feel when he had the flu? A. Abominable!
Q. What do you call a snowman that can walk? A. Snow-Mobile!
Q. What do snowmen like to eat for lunch? A. Ice-berg-ers!
Q. When is a boat just like snow? A. When it's a drift!
Q. Where might you find chili beans? A. At the North Pole!

 


Snowman Pick-Up Lines and Ice Cold Come-Ons
Slide in for slick chat ups, cold weather come-on jokes, and winter snow-mance humor.

Flaky Flirts, Winter Pick-Up Lines, Snowy Hookups
(Because Wintry Come-Ons and Icy Hit Ups Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Snowed In and Dateless!)
Blizzard Warning: Pick Up a Snow Date with Caution! Cool come-ons, icy hookups, and horny snowballs ahead.
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Q. What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A. Snow Balls!Q. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? A. A snowblower was coming down the block!Q. Why did Frosy the Snowman want a divorce? A. Because he thought his wife was a flake!

Cold Pick Up Line: Babe, as the seasons change, I just winter fall in love with you.

Winter Snowman Chat Up Line: Hi Babe, ice to meet you!

Ice Cold Pick Up Line: Hey girl, those slippery stares aren't the only thing I've fallen for.

Snowy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I must be on the wrong chair lift. I didn't mean to go straight to heaven with you.

Reverse Psychology Winter Come-On: Hey girl, you and this weather have one thing in common – you're both frigid.

New Year's Eve Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you don't have to wait 'til midnight to see my balls drop.

Slick Winter Pick Up Line: Babe, is this sidewalk icy? 'Cause I just fell for you.

Snowman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you passed out on the sidewalk, or are you my snow angel?

Flaky Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, how many snowflakes are in your snowballs?

Ski Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't realize angels had to use a chair lift, too.

Cold Weather Chat Up Line: I didn't know I was a snowman, but you're so hot my heart just melted.

Winter Anti Pick Up Line: Fella, it looks like you'll have to jacket off during this cold spell.

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, I must be a real flake because I've fallen for you.

Snowman Chat Up Line: Hey big boy, is that an icicle in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Ski Bum Come-On: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go round this chair lift again?

Q. What is the most competitive season? A. Win-ter!Q. What do Yeti call thwir offspring? A. Chill-dren!Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frostbite!

Eye-See Snowman Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs?

Winter Hookup Line: Wow, this snow storm really blows. How about you?

Winter Come-On: Hey babe, a cold front is coming, but I'd be happy to keep your front all warmed up.

Day After Thanksgiving Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'll just call you Winter 'cause soon you'll be coming.

Winter Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now I know why there's no snow yet this season. You are just too hot!

Ice Cold Winter Come-On: Babe, black ice isn't the only thing I've fallen for.

Ski Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, stay with me and not only will you ski the black diamonds, but you'll be wearing them, too.

Cold Winter Hookup Line: Hey bae, what does a guy have to do to get his mittens on those tit-ens?

Meteorologist Pick Up Line: There's a winter storm warning tonight. You'll be getting a good 8 inches.

Icy Winter Come-On: Hey baby, is your name Igloo? 'Cause you seem like a pretty cool person.

Winter Snowman Chat Up Line: Hello Winter, I've become frost-smitten with you.

Blizzard Hookup Line: Hey bae, the snow is really blowing tonight. How 'bout you?

Drunken Winter Pick Up Line: Hey there, I'd like to eggsnog you tonight.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgy?
A. A snowball fight.

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you please hold my gloves for a few minutes? I ususally warm them by the fireplace, but you are much hotter.

Q. Why was a snowman rummaging through that big bag of carrots? A. He was just picking his hose!What's the latest snowman gossip? I couldn't hear, so I have snow idea!Q. What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof? A. An icepickle!

Winter Chat Up Line: If I was a snowman, I'd melt next to you, 'cause you're just too hot to handle.

Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, you're hot and I'm cocoa. We were just meant to be together.

Winter Weatherman Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Winter Pick Up Line: Do I have a fever, or are you giving me the chills?

Ice Cold Hookup Line: It's only early December, but I'm gonna call you Winter anyway because I know you'll be coming soon.

Slick Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about I slip my toboggan in your direction?

Snowy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, does this ski lift go to heaven? 'Cause I am seeing an angel.

Winter Chat Up Line: Baby, if you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen 'cause I bet you look this great all year long.

Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over for some nog and see my yule log?

Colorado Winter Come-On: Babe, I didn't know angels could fly, but I just saw you skiing.

Slippery Winter Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna go for a ride on my bobsled?

Q. How does a nowman get around? A. He rides an icicle!Q. What does a pirate say during a snow storm? A. Shiver me timbers!Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south!

Snowy Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna get Bob-sleighed tonight?

Blizzard Pick Up Line: Hey baby, since it's white-out conditions, I'll let you search me for the North Pole.

Blustery Winter Hookup Line: Hey girl, who needs a sled when you could just ride me?

Snowy Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, do you plow here often?

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey there, is your name Kwanzaa? 'Cause I'd like to celebrate you for a whole week!

Frigid Winter Come-On: Hey baby, it's cold outside but I'm predicting a warm front on the way.

Blizzard Pick Up Line: Hey bae, since we're snowed in, how 'bout we make the best of it?

Frosty Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I really winter fall in love with you.

Winter Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if kisses were snowflakes, I'd send a blizzard your way.

Winter Pick Up Line: My love for you is like a holiday fruitcake. Nutty, spicy, and unavoidable – no matter how hard you try.

Winter Come-On: Hey big guy, there's milk and cookies over at my place.

Snow Day Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's have a first date on the first day it snows. I swear I'm not a flake.

Q. What is worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? A. Frostie the snowlady with a hot flash!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and the abominable snowman? A. A Jumbo Yeti!Q What is worse than Rudolph witha runny nose? A. Frosty the Snowman with a hot flush!

Winter Hookup Line: It's so cold outside that I'd like to hiber-mate with you!

Blizzard Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your power still on? 'Cause I'm about to blow your fuses.

Bearly Passable Winter Hookup Line: Let's not just cuddle, let's hibernate!

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey girl I lost my scarf. How about you wrap your legs around me?

Festive Winter Come-On: Hey dude, if you give me peace on earth, I'll show you good will toward man.

Winter Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Summer? 'Cause that would explain why it hasn't snowed yet.

Snowman Pick Up Line: Hey there, do you plow here often?

Cold Weather Come-On: I didn't know I was a snowman, but you're so hot my heart just melted.

Wintry Hookup Line: Hey bae, here's a winter storm warning: Expect nine inches tonight!

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, I'm wearing layers tonight. How long do you think it would take to strip them all off?

Cold Winter Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, do you live in an igloo? 'Cause you're pretty cool.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgasm?
A. Sleet.

Cool Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I love winter 'cause it's a reason to cuddle.

Snowy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, that sidewalk isn't shoveled and I've fallen for you.

Icy Come-On: Hey girl, my love for you is just like winter. It seems as if it will last forever...

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