Q.
Why did Mrs. Snowman divorce her husband?
A. She caught him with a snow blower.
Winter
Pick-Up Line: If I was
a snowman, I'd melt next to you, 'cause you're just too
hot to handle.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite. |
Q.
Why did the blonde only wear one boot?
A. She
heard there was a 50% chance of snow, and she was really
good at math.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a really bad
pun?
A. Frostbite.
Ice
Cold Winter Pick-Up Line:
Babe, black ice isn't the only thing I've fallen for.
|
Q.
What do snowmen always order off the Tex-Mex lunch menu?
A. Brrr-itos!
Winter
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
I must be a real flake because I've fallen for you.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Underwater Frostbite. (Or what actually took
down the Titanic!) |