What is the difference between Rudolph the Reindeer and
A. One slays the dragon, but the other drags the sleigh.
Which exercise do elves at Santa's candy factory do to stay
A. Peppermint twists.
Pick-Up Line: Babe, just
call me Rudolph, 'cause you just sleighed me.
Why is it always so bitterly cold at Christmas time?
A. Because it's at the end of Decembrrr.
How does a sheep wish you a Merry Christmas?
A. Sheep send wool-tide bleatings.
What did the Spanish teacher ask the girl about her new
A. Fleece Navidad?
and his wife wanted to split up, but there are no divorce
lawyers at the North Pole. So, they got a semicolon instead;
they're great for separating independent Clauses.
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
wanna come over to my place and light the yule log?
Why does Santa grow tomatoes during the his off
A. He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.